Hippie 
From one of our readers…
Get your aquatic realty soon folks, the oceans are rising.
“Oh Cape Cod we’ve got some history
All the booze, drugs and good times you’ve provided me
It’s gonna happen eventually
Cape Cod is gonna be swallowed by the sea!”
thanks nick
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WL – Police said a Cape Cod man walked into a Manomet restaurant, grabbed a bottle of whiskey from behind the bar and walked out Monday.
The incident occurred shortly after 5 p.m. at the Marshland Restaurant on State Road.
Police found the 37-year-old East Falmouth man walking just north on State Road near the Manomet fire station. He smelled of whiskey and officers found the whiskey bottle nearby.
I had to read this a few times to make sure it wasn’t me. Either way this is a pretty boss move. The people over the bridge may have heard that we like to drink down here on The Cape, but this restaurant in Manomet just got smacked upside the head with some truth. This Cape Cod dude just sauntered into the place all nonchalant and…
“Would you like a menu sir?”
“No thanks, I’m just gonna grab this bottle of whiskey back here behind the bar and take a walk down State Road, thanks.”
You know that old saying… “You can take the guy off of Cape Cod, but you can’t leave bottles of whiskey behind the bar unattended when he’s around or he’ll walk away with them right in your face.”
P.S. Still only 87% sure this wasn’t me.
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PLYMOUTH – A homeless Level III sex offender called local police Monday to complain that he was being harassed while looking for a place to live in town.
Capt. John Rogers said the man is properly registered as a sex offender in Dennisport and is complying with requirements for homeless offenders to check in with police every 30 days. He is traveling in a converted white school bus outfitted with decorative curtains and an assortment of bumper stickers.
The man called police just before 2 p.m. Monday to report he was being harassed while parked at a restaurant on Samoset Street. Police determined the bus was too large for the parking spaces there and asked him to leave.
Oh boo hoo! People aren’t rolling out the welcome mat for your customized diddle bus? Are the upstanding members of society being big meanies to the level 3 sex offender that keeps lingering in public places? No red carpet for a dude that police have deemed to be at a “high risk” of re offending?
Hey, you know what’s a good way to keep from being harassed? Don’t be a registered sex offender and then go on a tour of our public places in the same type of vehicle that children ride to school everyday. Maybe a level 3 sex offender should keep a low profile instead of going on some super creepy Magical Mystery Tour.
Sorry we’re not sorry bro… no sympathy for the devil.
P.S. Nice work everyone, we’ve made this guy famous.
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Here we go… We are prone to joking around on this website, but I assure you this is no joke. Some of you may already know, but for those of you that don’t, we have been working with a prominent Los Angeles based production company to bring a television show to Cape Cod for a while now. Well, we are officially going into production on a project to do a reality television show about, what else? The Real Cape. This production company works with the Nat Geo network and they are 100% on board with producing a show that is authentic in respect to the Cape Cod that we know and love. We would not have signed off on this project otherwise.
So here’s what we are doing. Since The Real Cape television show needs to be just as real as this website, in conjunction with the production company, we are holding an open casting call for all of you Cape Cod characters. This isn’t going to be some shallow show about sunsets and lighthouses, this is going to be about what really makes Cape Cod tick. Our goal here has always been to shine a national spotlight on the real Cape Cod and we’ve found the perfect company to do it with.
We are looking for the fisherman, the businessmen, the locals and the washashores. We are looking for the carpenters, the bankers and the quahoggers. We are looking for the people that are salty and the people that are saline, we are looking for the people of The Real Cape.
Do you know someone who you’ve always thought should be on television? Let them know about this casting call so we can find the hidden gems that make Cape Cod the Cape Cod that the rest of the country doesn’t know about. Let’s do this together and show the world what makes us such a great community. Let’s show the world The Cape that has culture, let’s show them The Cape that is thriving, The Cape that we love… The Real Cape.
The production team is flying in from Los Angeles over Thanksgiving and we’ve set up a casting call for Saturday November 29th. The executive producers will be on hand with cameras in tow at The Beach House in North Falmouth at 7 Nathan Ellis Highway (corner of 151 and 28A) from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Please share this post so everyone hears about this opportunity, this casting call is come one, come all, so let’s come together as a community and make a bad ass TV show that represents us the way we want to be represented.
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Vineyard Gazette – Rasmus Sayre, a senior at the Martha’s Vineyard Regional High School, took home the championship title in the Kona One class on Wednesday [November 5, 2014], after five days of racing in Islamorada, Florida. Sayre, 17, won six of 12 races.
One hundred and six sailors representing 13 countries took part in the competition, according to a press release. Danish windsurfer Tim Aagesen picked up the silver medal.
Rasmus wasn’t the only Sayre to compete at Worlds. His father, Nevin, a former world champion himself, took third place. Older sister Solvig finished 11th.
Jesus Mary and Joseph, it’s not even fair how badly Cape Cod is dominating this year. We’ve got big league pitchers winning awards, billboard chart topping singers, the future Miss Massachusetts, and the list just keeps getting bigger as we add a windsurfing world champion.
No wonder the New York Times said Cape Codders are doing so great. It’s probably just a matter of time before someone from Cape Cod cures cancer and builds a colony on Mars. Is there anything that Cape Codders can’t do?
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CapeNews.net – Nu Psi, the Cape Cod chapter of Sigma Phi Gamma international sorority, will be holding a meat raffle fundraiser on Saturday, November 22, at the Bourne VFW, 180 Shore Road in Bourne, from 3 to 7 PM.
Sigma Phi Gamma is a non-academic, nonprofit organization that gives women the opportunity to meet and make new friends while serving their communities.
Proceeds from the projects benefit needy families by helping them buy food, clothing and toys for children during the holidays.
First things first, there are sororities that have nothing to do with a college? What the hell do they do? Do they all live in the same house and if so where the hell is it? If not then where do they have their lingerie pillow fights? If you take away the lingerie pillow fights I’m pretty sure you can’t call it a sorority by law.
As if that’s not confusing enough, now we throw in a meat raffle and a VFW? What planet are we on? A non collegiate sorority is holding a contest with war heroes to win dead cows?
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but I don’t really have anything to say here, just a billion questions. This is so preposterous that when I was writing the title I was thinking that nobody would believe it’s actually real, it’s like an Onion article or something. Seriously… a sorority, red meat, and soldiers of war. Seems legit…
P.S. How awesome would it be if when vegetarians died they ended up trapped in VFWs at meat raffles for all of eternity?
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NY Times – The Upshot came to this conclusion by looking at six data points for each county in the United States: education (percentage of residents with at least a bachelor’s degree), median household income, unemployment rate, disability rate, life expectancy and obesity. We then averaged each county’s relative rank in these categories to create an overall ranking.
Well would you look at that? Cape Cod just keeps on coming up roses. We are the darkest shade of green possible. Look at the parameters from the article, I guess this means we are the smartest, wealthiest, jobbiest, non cripplediest, longest living, skinny people in the country. Even this guy wishes he could live here…
