This level 3 sex offender guy in his white “God Bus” seems to be touring the state now. We may have driven him out of Cape Cod but now he seems to be settling into the South Shore. He’s been seen in Plymouth, Pembroke and Duxbury. He may think he beat the system and doesn’t have to register and announce his arrival in town but he obviously doesn’t know about the power of the internet and real time information sharing.

For more info on this guy CLICK HERE and then CLICK HERE

 

Homeboy is a level 3 sex offender, meaning he is “at a high risk to re offend”, and he’s travelling around in a diddle factory on wheels. Let’s blow this guy up wherever he goes to keep people informed. The court says that the public has a right to now if he is in their town so let’s exercise our rights. If anyone sees the bus send us a picture with location and we will track it. Share this with anyone you know between Cape Cod and Boston and lets keep the flashlight firmly upon his location.

P.S. Before you comment and say that this is an invasion of privacy, Google “level 3 sex offender”. And remember, his record in Mass is only the tip of the iceberg, he has a long history of violence in New York including sexual assault on a minor.

If you see this bus snap a pic and send it with the location to [email protected] and we’ll share its location.

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Sometimes we get so bogged down and desensitized by the grind of daily life that we forget to look at our surroundings. It’s nice to take a few minutes every once in a while to remind yourself that you get to spend every day in a place that many people only hope to visit once in their lives.

Take a minute to remember with a few cool videos of the place you call home…

THE CAPE from Julian Rodier on Vimeo.

Cape Cod Aerial Video from NotAdrone on Vimeo.

Woods Hole Passage: 360 Degrees at 390 Feet from Brian Switzer on Vimeo.

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The northeast domination by Dunkin’ Donuts is no surprise, but what the hell is going on here Cape Cod?

Really? The Double Mocha CappaLatteChino Grande has taken over the peninsula? Is this real life? There could only be one thing to blame for this…

Dunkins refusal to give out wax paper with their donuts and coffee rolls has to be to blame. This new policy has to be one of the greatest blunders of modern times, and complaining will only get you a napkin. I have probably eaten 3.7 pounds of napkin fiber over the last year because it sticks to my coffee roll. I love me some Dunkin’ Donuts, but even my patience is wearing thin. I just can’t live like this anymore Dunkin’. I am begging you, please bring back the piece of wax paper, it never deserved to be abandoned in the first place.

P.S. I still don’t believe this chart, so let’s put it to a vote…

thanks to wisha for the tip

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Alright parents, it’s time to put down the Jenny McCarthy books and vaccinate your kids. Jokes over, no more medical advice from a Playboy bunny mmmkay? Mmmmkay.

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ACK.net – Vehicles around the state could soon be sporting a Nantucket speciality license plate, if just 500 more people sign up to buy the $40 plate. To date, 1,000 of the 1,500 plates required for the state to begin production have been reserved.

You don’t have to be a Nantucket resident? Posers rejoice! Just kidding, it’s for a good cause…

CLICK HERE to order your ACK plates

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It’s come to our attention that Cape Cod native Jessica Strohm will be a contestant in the Miss Massachusetts Pageant this year. From the looks of things she should represent the peninsula just fine, there’s really only one question…

The Pageant committee isn’t going to bother going through the entire rigmarole of actually putting this pageant on this year are they? Save some time and energy and just hand over the tiara, this one isn’t even gonna be close!

Since it’s our duty to keep you updated on what’s happening in the world of Cape Cod, we here at The Real Cape pledge to you, our readers, that we will be following this very closely, making sure to cover all the angles, finding all of the photos, because… you know… research…

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Woah, woah, woah, woah… Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don’t like is that the little boy didn’t look for the ball until the next day, he didn’t put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited.

That little boys gotta think, you got a ball… you got a responsibility. If your ball gets stolen by a fox you don’t call it quits and look the next day, you get your ass in those woods and you FIND THAT FUCKING BALL.

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