Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Says Their Sandwiches Are Snacks, Not Lunch

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WCVB.com – If you’re grabbing a sandwich at Dunkin’ Donuts, the chain wants you to consider it a snack, not a full lunch.

The chain has been expanding its sandwich offerings to bring in more business during the afternoon. But Dunkin’ Brands CEO Nigel Travis said those sandwiches – which include fried chicken and grilled cheese varieties – shouldn’t be considered lunch.

“We’re not moving into lunch. We’re in snacking. We never talk about lunch,” Travis said in an interview.

Travis said Dunkin’ is focused on two growth areas – breakfast and snacking. The strategy is a reflection of how people are increasingly eating several smaller meals a day, rather than sticking to just breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Pure genius. Dunkin’ Donuts is on fire that last few days. First we get word that they are going to try out delivery and now this? It’s almost as if they are inside my head. I’ve been saying Dunkin’ would kill it by delivering to hungover people for years. One of my only older food related theories is that snacking doesn’t count. As long as I can remember I’ve been eating chips, cheese, crackers etc. and just completely ignoring them as being part of what I eat by just straight up denying that snacking affects the body in any way.

Now thanks to Dunkin’ Donuts I guess I can add sandwiches to my list of snacks that don’t count. I’m sure that they have some highly qualified nutritionists on their staff andI’m sure these people are much smarter than I am. Who am I to argue if they are telling me a Chicken Bacon Ranch sandwich, an order of hash browns, a chocolate chip cookie, and a coke are all a snack and not lunch? Nigel Travis is a CEO, a great man, and he said “We’re not moving into lunch. We’re in snacking. We never talk about lunch”. Good enough for me Nigel, everyone knows that if you don’t talk about it, it doesn’t exist.

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Definitely Do NOT Make Any Plans For August 2nd, Here’s Why…

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First of all, apologies for the limited posts the last few days, we will be back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow, I’m sure you have all been worried sick. The reason for the delay is a good one, we have been finalizing everything for a big announcement.

On August second in the year of two thousand and fourteen The Real Cape cordially invites you to the first annual event heretofore known as The Real Cape Music Festival at the Cape Cod Fairgrounds. We will have a formal announcement later this week with the lineup of bands, and all of the other details. We have put together what we think is a perfect blend of local, regional and national music acts as well as live performance art, good food, wine, beer, beer, beer and a slew of other cool stuff. It’s a Real Cape party, you can rest assured there will be some crazy, cool shit going on.

You are probably asking yourself “What about Naukabout?” right? Well one of the biggest motivators for us to do this is that we received word a while back that Naukabout is not putting on a festival this year to focus on some big things they have in the works for the beer company. We love Naukabout and we want to thank them for all the time and energy they put into bringing a great music festival to Cape Cod all these years. We are super excited to keep the tradition alive and build on it in the future. So thank you Naukabout and we can’t wait to see what you have in store for Cape Cod!

So for now make sure you save the date, we will have the formal announcement ready with the details at the end of the week. This is the big one folks, stay tuned…

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Dunkin’ Donuts To Start Delivering? Yes Please!

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Patch.com – Dunkin’ Donuts will soon have delivery service in Somerville, Boston and Cambridge via the app Foodler, according to WCVB’s Scott Isaacs.

There is a bit of a catch: For delivery, there will be a $25 minimum order required and a $6.99 delivery charge, so perhaps it’s intended more for businesses than individuals.

According to Isaacs, the Dunkin’ Donuts in Somerville’s Davis Square will be the first to start the service and then it will spread to more in July.

This has to come to Cape Cod, at least for the summer anyway. How many times have we all wished for a Dunkin’ delivery on those mornings when you wake up with your eyeballs floating in booze? Getting Dunkin’ Donuts when you are hung over is a chicken and the egg situation. How do I start my day without Dunkins’ and how could I possibly make it all the way to Dunkins’ when I haven’t had any Dunkins’ yet? These are the questions that have plagued mankind since the dawn of whiskey.

I’ll make a deal with you Dunkin’ Donuts. You bring delivery to The Cape and I’ll forgive you for not giving me wax paper with my coffee roll anymore. I can look past turning my fingers into a sticky mess if you can bring me breakfast in bed.

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Let’s Make The Cape Cod Drink! (Massive Tool Alert!)

What the hell did we just watch? If you need to watch a YouTube video to successfully make a drink with two ingredients than you can get right the fuck off this peninsula. This guy’s squid level is off of the freaking charts. Hey Mr. Bartender teacher guy, it’s not a “Cape Cod”, it’s a “Cape Codder”. Put down the captains hat and the life preserver, walk away slowly, and nobody gets hurt.

P.S. Put that thing in pint glass.

Update: Deja Vu! Morons are everywhere.

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Martha’s Vineyard Sand Pit Ordered To Apply For Permit Even Though It’s Been There Since 1948

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MVGazette.com – A cornerstone of the Vineyard economy for many decades, the Goodale Construction Company has long mined for sand and gravel without restrictions inside its 100.2 acres in Oak Bluffs.

But what was once an isolated, sparsely populated region with little more than a sand pit in the middle is today a patchwork of residential homes, farm and conservation land.

And amid growing complaints from neighbors, the town is now asking Goodale’s to obtain a special permit for its operation.

In a letter to owner Jeremy T. Goodale two months ago, building inspector James E. Dunn ordered the company to apply for a permit from the zoning board of appeals in the next 60 days. He wrote that the part of the Goodale property dedicated to earth removal “has been substantially extended since the use became nonconforming.”

The residents claim that the Goodales closed off a former neighborhood access road and replaced it with a new road that hugs the southern edge of the pit, putting up a black chain-link fence where there had once been a wooden fence. They say the new access road was poorly engineered and that the fence allows sand and snow to blow through to the road.

“When I first moved here, I used to walk in the neighborhood with my friends and our babies,” said Melissa Harding, a Little Pond resident. “Then suddenly I couldn’t get to the bike path [on Barnes Road] because we couldn’t walk through the sand with our children.”

The primary concern among neighbors is the movement of the pit operations westward, toward their secluded, wooded neighborhood.

Until recently, a deep buffer of trees separated the sand and gravel operation from Little Pond homes. But the company has since removed many trees and is showing signs of further expansion, residents said this week.

“I am continuing to see expansion all the time, they are cutting trees, they are continuing to clear,” said Billie Burke, a Little Pond Road resident.

Mr. O’Flaherty, the attorney representing the Goodales, noted that the neighborhood was developed many years after the sand and gravel operation had begun.

“The folks came after, so there is this notion in the law of coming to a nuisance,” he said.

These stories never cease to amaze me. This company is chugging along just fine for 60 some odd years, stimulating the local economy and using the 100 acres of land that they OWN to do it. Then someone builds a few houses, a couple of babies get sand in their toes and voila! Now you need some permit that we just invented.

I think I’m going to build a house right next the MV building department and when I’m done I’ll tell them they need to tear their building down because it blocks my view. Actually from now on I’m just going to file a complaint with the state house every time anything negatively affects my life in any way whatsoever.

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Wait, Alvin The Sub Is 50 Years Old?

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CapeCodOnline.com – When the Alvin was commissioned 50 years ago today on Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution’s dock, the three-person submarine was one of the only ways human beings could see, much less explore, the ocean’s floor.

Today it’s one piece of an expanding scientific arsenal that includes autonomous robots and remote-controlled vehicles that can collect samples, draw maps and send back high-definition images of the ocean’s depths to the surface.

But the famed sub still has an important role to play in the future of exploration, WHOI scientists say. Despite the cost and inherent danger, mankind still wants to see its discoveries in person.

So today, on its 50th birthday, the Alvin will be in the Gulf of Mexico, doing what Alvin does best: carrying two scientists and a pilot thousands of meters below the surface of the water in search of discovery.

Well this just doesn’t seem right at all. Talk about feeling old. I still think of Alvin as a bright eyed, bushy tailed little sub discovering the Titanic. Turns out Alvin was 22 years old already by 1986. I guess when you think about it that is pretty impressive. When I was 22 my biggest accomplishment in life was successfully funneling 5 beers at once.

Most 22 year olds are still trying to discover how to get laid and Alvin was out discovering the Titanic? Talk about an over achiever, turns out his full name is Alvin Howser M.D.

Happy Birthday Alvin, I swear you don’t look a day over 40.

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Provincetown Marijuana Doctor Threatens To Murder Everyone

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CapeCodOnline.com – A doctor associated with issuing medical marijuana certificates on the Cape was arrested in his home for disturbing the peace, a civil rights violation, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and threatening to commit murder.

At around 11:30 p.m. May 26, Dr. Walter Richter’s neighbor called the police to report that Richter had been yelling obscenities and threats at him, according to records in Orleans District Court.

The neighbor told police Richter, 62, of 3 Upper Miller Hill Road, had been angry with their plans to use their barn as a place to host artistic events. Richter told the neighbor he wanted to shoot him in the head, records say. He also called the neighbor and his friends an anti-gay epithet and said, “I’m going to murder you all,” according to court records.

Richter has been a doctor for Canna Care Docs, which opened in March in South Dennis and issues medical marijuana certificates to patients wishing to use marijuana for pain, nausea and other conditions.

We are all thinking the same thing here right? That never, in the history of earth, has a doctor ever needed to prescribe himself some of his own medicine more than this guy. It is quite obvious that this dude needs to chill out and smoke a J.

Here’s the thing though, take the fact that this guy is a marijuana doctor out of the equation and we still have some major irony going on here. Walter, buddy, if you don’t like gay people or artistic events held in barns then you really shouldn’t be living in Provincetown. There’s a gay artist in a barn on pretty much every street in P-Town bro.

This article reminds me of the people that moved next door to the train tracks in Sandwich 160 years after they were built, and then complained to the town about the sound of the train whistle. If you don’t want to hear a train whistle, don’t move next to the train tracks. If you don’t like gay art barns don’t move to Provincetown, it’s not rocket science Dr. Richter.

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