VIDEO: Rising Theft Rates On Cape Cod – Foxes Stealing Soccer Balls Now

Woah, woah, woah, woah… Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don’t like is that the little boy didn’t look for the ball until the next day, he didn’t put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited.

That little boys gotta think, you got a ball… you got a responsibility. If your ball gets stolen by a fox you don’t call it quits and look the next day, you get your ass in those woods and you FIND THAT FUCKING BALL.