CCT – HYANNIS – The elderly driver of a sedan was injured Saturday after crashing through the empty location next to the T-Mobile store in Hyannis. The car crashed through the large plate glass window of the unoccupied store in the Cape Town Plaza on Iyannough Road narrowly missing the occupied T-Mobile store next door.
You have to think that this old hag was aiming for the T-Mobile store right? She was frustrated. When’s the last time you talked to someone who was on a T-Mobile phone? It’s like talking to Charlie Browns teacher through a McDonald’s drive thru speaker. The only thing worse than T-Mobile is Boost Mobile. And that must get really frustrating because I’m pretty sure 98% of Boost customers are drug dealers right?
I’m sure there’s nothing worse than dropping a call in the middle of a crack deal. People would be losing their minds. Crack heads hanging off telephone poles waving coat hangers and shit trying to get service. Skinny bitches incubating crack eggs in birds nests at the top of Oak trees with their heads bobbing on their flip phones trying to score some more rock. Anything for service.
Here’s where I straight up school everyone with the best idea to curb drug use in the history of ideas. No hyperbole, just the best idea about anything ever since anything was invented… ever. Here it is. Forget about all this war on drugs crap and let’s make it simple, We can immediately cut out half the drug use on Cape Cod just by knocking over the Boost Mobile Cell Tower. Can you hear me now crack dealer?
No, no I can’t. No crack for you.
P.S. Any law enforcement agencies that would like to hire me can email me. I know this kind of genius thinking is in high demand.
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This article is ignorant. Yes, I have a boost phone. No Im not a crack head or crack dealer. As a single mother who works full time, who doesnt get child support and has not so great credit, went out and got a boost plan. After 6 months of having it and not having any problems with it, I signed up for direct withdrawl payments. Now after more then 2 years my boost phone, that has unlimited talk text and data, is down to $35 a month. How much do you pay for one of your Verizon Iphones?
Regardless… this “crack head” thanks you for your ignorant post. It prooves my point from an earlier conversation that the Cape would be better off without judgemental ignorant people like the “hippee” that wrote this article. As a “hippee” you should know that a lot of people, especially in todays economy, cant/dong want to pay for a top of the line phone especially when they have others to provide for.
Its a shame that someone with such an influencial voice/page in the community spreads such ignorance.
It’s satire Megan. Learn to laugh at yourself a little and try not to be such an uptight bitch. You’re the real probably with the Cape.
Sincerely,
Unrelated 3rd party.
*problem
Leemun, thanks
Love it! Ignorance is needed many a times and stereotyping works in about 90% of cases. Let the others cry… Nothing on this world will make 100% of people happy.
What if they switch to Verizon – the nations largest 4G LTE network? Drug use would skyrocket.
That article made me laugh out loud. That was great