The Cape Cod Dive Bar Tournament Final Four! – Voting Open Now

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As is expected with anything subjective in nature, there have been some complaints during this tournament. There were a few nominees that some people felt weren’t actually dive bars. There were some serious dives that lost in the early rounds while even a strip club advanced. Many crowd favorites were eliminated early. The Towne Tavern, the inspiration for this tournament and sentimental favorite following their recent fire, was eliminated in the great eight.

With all of that said, nobody can argue with this Final Four. The cream has risen to the top. While you may have a place that is your favorite, you can not deny that every bar left deserves to be here. These are four infamous Cape Cod establishments and it will be interesting to see what happens now. It’s anyone’s tournament at this point folks, now get to voting and sharing!

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Cape Cod Craigslist Ad Of The Day – DRAG QUEEN NEEDED!!

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DRAG QUEEN NEEDED!! (Provincetown)

compensation: To be discussed.

Hey you fabulous ladies! I need a fantastic tranny to come surprise a friend for a bachelorette party. First weekend in May, exact times and dates to be agreed upon.

Isn’t needing a drag queen in Provincetown kind of like needing a candle in a Yankee Candle store? What I mean is you don’t need a Craigslist Ad sweetheart, you’re surrounded by candles, just pick one.

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Pretty Cool Video Of The Cape And Islands In 1934

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You know what is really cool about this video? Things don’t look all that much different now than they did in 1934. The Real Cape stance of being in favor of Lowe’s being rejected in Dennis was not our most popular, but watching this totally reinforced it. Preserve the culture and you preserve the #1 industry. Tourism.

Don’t Jersey The Cape!

 

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Paralyzed Guy Settles Suit With Delta Over Nantucket Flight

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CapeCodOnline.com – A partially paralyzed Maui man who said airline workers forced him to crawl on and off flights to and from Nantucket in 2012 has settled his lawsuit against Delta Air Lines, his lawyer confirmed Tuesday.

Baraka Kanaan sued Delta last year, saying the airline did not provide him a wheelchair or other assistance while boarding a flight from Maui to Nantucket and again when boarding a return flight from Nantucket to Maui during the summer of 2012.

Kanaan has been unable to walk since an accident in 2000. His lawsuit said he had to crawl across the tarmac, up and down the plane’s stairs and down the aisle to his seat coming to and leaving Nantucket. The suit said the ordeals were humiliating and caused wrenching pain a week before he was scheduled to have spinal fusion surgery.

The lawsuit accused Delta of negligence and of noncompliance with the Airline Carrier Access Act because the airline did not have an aisle chair to help Kanaan to his seat, nor a lift to get him up and down the stairs, nor any assistance to get him from the plane to his wheelchair.

“Purportedly fearful of liability,” the suit stated, “the flight crew refused to assist Mr. Kanaan, instead serving as spectators themselves.”

Kanaan called the airline to arrange for help before both flights, the lawsuit said. Both times, the airline assured him that he would be accommodated. When he arrived for his return flight, the airline did offer a piece of cardboard to allow him to crawl across the tarmac without sullying his clothes. Kanaan found the offer unhelpful.

“They basically watched me crawl,” Kanaan said during an interview with the Times in July.

Obviously this is a horrendous move by the airline workers, but they only get part of the blame. You have to put some of this on society. We live in a world where people are so scared of being liable in court if something goes wrong, that they will watch a disabled man crawl across a fucking runway and up a flight of stairs without helping him. That is just absolutely deplorable.

That said, if you are on that Delta crew you have to help this guy no matter what. It’s not like you are working for the Nazi’s and they’ll execute you if you are found helping the inferior race. You losing your job is the worst case scenario here, not that big of a deal if it means you don’t have to hand out cardboard for paralyzed people to crawl on like they are about to pop off a backspin.

The really big question is how did not one of the other passengers on that flight help this dude out? It takes a special type of dickhead to watch this go down and not get off your ass and lend this guy a hand. But even MORE important is the biggest question of all to come out of this story…

Are they saying this was a direct flight between Maui and Nantucket? I think they are right? Holy shit! Is that not the most pretentious flight path in the world? You are living the absolute LIFE if you ever need to fly direct from Nantucket to Maui. I wonder if they have locker rooms on the plane where you can change out of your Nantucket Reds and into your board shorts? It’s amazing that there are enough people making this trip on a regular basis that there is a direct flight.

No wonder none of the other passengers helped this guy out. If I was living a life where I fly between Nantucket and Maui direct I wouldn’t risk breaking so much as a nail carrying some dude across a tarmac. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

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Is Route 6 The Most Dangerous Road In The Universe?

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I am sure most of you are saying to yourselves that the headline of this post is some major hyperbole, but it’s not. Here in The Real Cape headquarters war room we have a highly sophisticated network of alerts, streams and various other forms of monitoring in place when it comes to the gathering of any and all Cape Cod news. While our system is so advanced that you probably can’t comprehend it, let me give you some data.

For instance, we use a new cutting edge technique of information gathering called a “Google search”. Since this type of technology is not available to most layman, we have a screenshot for you. The following shows the results of an internet wide, news filtered (very high tech) search of “route 6 Cape Cod”…

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Look at those results, Google doesn’t lie folks.

All kidding aside, there really seems to be a major accident and shutdown on Route 6 every single day. Maybe it’s because Cape Cod has a disproportionate number of old people. Maybe people on Cape Cod are always in a rush. Maybe the road is cursed. It could also simply be a case of nothing else of note ever happening on Cape Cod, leading to reporters using traffic accidents as a crutch of sorts on slow news days.

The latter of those theories seems the most likely when you think about it. At this very moment you are reading an article about how dangerous Route 6 is that was definitely written by someone using the story as a crutch on a slow news day. It seems like propaganda can be the tail wagging the dog sometimes. I think I just melted my own brain. Reminds me of that great quote…

“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet” – Abraham Lincoln

P.S. Anyone that calls out this headline as irresponsible by saying we don’t know how dangerous roads are in other places in the Universe is an idiot. Everyone knows aliens don’t use roads, they compress and expand matter to move through time and space, duh!

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New Cape Cod Consent To Search Program – It’s Ridiculous That We Even Need It

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In the true spirit of collaboration and community, the Cape & Islands District Attorney’s Office and all fifteen Barnstable County police departments (plus Nantucket) have joined together to create and implement the Cape’s first Consent to Search program. The program would allow for a member of law enforcement to search the room of a minor for a firearm with the expressed consent of the minor’s parent or legal guardian.  Should that officer find a firearm, it would be confiscated, but the juvenile would not be arrested by police or prosecuted by the district attorney’s office. The goal of the program is to take guns out of the hands of minors.

Am I missing something here? Since when can’t a parent let a cop search a kids room without consent? Have we really gotten so soft that our kids are demanding search warrants for their rooms? When I was a teenager if my parents thought I had a gun in my room there certainly wouldn’t be any “expressed consent” needed, they’d kick the door off the hinges if need be and there wouldn’t be thing I could do about it.

This is the problem with respecting children’s wishes to the point of being a pussy that is owned by your child. First they are telling you what to buy at the grocery store, then they move on to deciding what’s for dinner, the next thing you know they are demanding search warrants for you to enter their illegal AK-47 lockers and shit.

When I was a kid I can’t count how many times adults told me that I don’t have any rights, and it’s a good thing I didn’t because I would have been twenty times the prick I was. Kids don’t grow up to appreciate rights unless they live the first 18 years of their life without them. Consent to search a teenagers room? Give me a break America.

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The Cape Cod Dive Bar Tournament Great Eight – Voting Is Open!

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There are definitely a few surprises developing in The Cape Cod Dive Bar Tournament, with a few question marks left on the board. Can a place as nice as Flynn’s truly be considered a dive? Is Zachary’s run in this tournament a direct result of the glory of boobies? While these questions remain unanswered there is certainly some cream rising to the top at this point of the tourney.

We will have more information for you about the Cape Wide Pub Crawl later this week, where we will visit a dive bar in every town on Cape Cod in one day.

For now let’s get to voting, make sure to share after you vote so your favorite place gets their due.

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