Cape Cod Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Free Pizza!

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CL – I’ll buy you a slice of pizza if …

You let me get a couple photographs of you eating it!!Sounds silly but i really am interested in doing this

Looking for ages between 16-30 years old

Really not strict about this looking for all types of people

Boston , Worcester , Providence , Cape areas are all welcome

This dude left some significant details out of this ad. For instance, he completely forgot to mention the part where he chops you up into little pieces and leaves everything but your extremeties in the dumpster behind Papa Gino’s, and then gets rid of your head and hands by braising them to make a delicious stew.

Oh and the rape, he just glossed right over the rape part.

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