Mashpee White Supremacist Kyle Hunt Urges Racists To “Look Normal”

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Villagevoice.com – Mashpee – This coming Saturday, March 15, in a bunch of cities worldwide, disgruntled white supremacists will take to the streets, bearing banners that read “DIVERSITY” = WHITE GENOCIDE in very big red letters. TheWhite Man March aims to be a large display of “coordinated pro-white activity,” timed to coincide with St. Patrick’s Day and meant to express these white folks’ displeasure with how “white countries” are being over-run with, you know, non-whites and Jews and such.

Hunt is one of the hosts of Renegade Broadcasting, an online radio station for people who are concerned with the “destruction of the white race.” A graduate of Amherst College with a double major in psychology and theater and dance, Hunt hails originally from Mashpee, Massachusetts and claims to have worked as a recruiter for Google and founded several start-ups in Silicon Valley before moving back to the East Coast and going white power full-time. He goes by “Kaiser Kyle” on YouTube and “Nyte Hulk” on Alternative Social, a pro-white answer to MySpace that he founded a few years back.

“We are now in a position to make a serious statement to the anti-Whites,” Hunt wrote on the WMM homepage. “That is why we need to be on a consistent message and execute our plans with power and precision. We can learn from the failures and successes of the past so as to use our energy effectively.”

Using one’s energy effectively, in this case, means that the pro-white activists don’t want to spend a lot of time tangling with the police, the media, or anyone who isn’t a pro-white activist. It also seems to mean that Hunt doesn’t want anyone coming off looking stupid. He’s urging everyone involved in WMM not to wear “paramilitary uniforms,” Nazi outfits or Klan robes, and suggests a nice summery wedding look instead:

So this happened this weekend, apparently. When I first read this article (I suggest you click the link and read the entire thing) I have to double check and make sure it wasn’t a satire piece from The Onion or something. Apparently this dude from Mashpee organized a “White Man March” to display “pro-white activity”.

Ummm… what year is it? And what planet are we on? Is this real life? in the year 2014 there are still people this stupid? The kicker is that this guy went to Amherst college. Depending where you get your info from Amherst is consistent rated one of the top academic schools in the country. How can a human being graduate from a learning institute of that caliber and still be this ignorant?

I mean Amherst has to be absolutely ashamed that someone who makes it through their curriculum can come out the other side as such an utter moron. I don’t know about you but I think we should give this guy a bullhorn and make him go somewhere like Compton or Harlem and force him to shout his ideology on the street. I wonder how long he would last?

I don’t even have any jokes here, I just figured this guy is from Mashpee so as Cape Codders we should all be aware of him and his activities so that the next time he shows his face on our peninsula we can all give him the welcome home he deserves. So keep any eye out for Kyle Hunt everyone and if he shows his face on Cape Cod be sure to let him know how welcome he is in his homeland.

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Careers: You Should Probably Have One

I’m not very good at most things. In fact, I’m not really good at anything. Not unless you consider Lifetime movie knowledge, shopping or matching your headband to your shoes a talent. But anyways, for some strange reason I’m surprisingly successful when it comes to my professional life/ career.

Not that anyone actually knows what I do for a living. I once overheard my Mother telling her friends that I worked for QVC. As in the home shopping network. At that time, I was marketing contact validation software to the state, federal and local government, but sure, Ma.. tell your friends I sell Shamwow’s.

I worked really hard to get where I am right now. I graduated summa cum laude with a bachelor’s in marketing then continued on to get my global masters in business administration with a minor in statistics, in just under 7 months.

I think it’s really funny that I’m successful. I’m not only responsible for a lot of really important decisions at my company but I’m responsible for growing peoples careers and helping them get where they’re trying to professionally. Mostly I’m just sitting there like:

Then someone comes to me for career advice and to ask how I got where I am and why I work so hard..and I’m all like you guys, I’ve really grown up.

I think everyone should have a career that they’re proud of and that makes them happy. What that career is doesn’t matter. If I could, I would absolutely make a career out of drinking wine and telling jokes. Wait, that’s pretty much what Chelsea Handler did. But with vodka. Why can’t I be like Chelsea Handlerrrrr

Everyone thinks I’m super smart because I have all of these fancy degrees.

Actually, I’m a fucking idiot because I could feed all of the poor starving African kids from those commercials with what I pay a month in school loans. I could literally own a small compound in South Africa where I could go great white cage diving daily. Writing that check every month is like an ax to the face that is my bank account.

My girlfriends think my life is sooo fabulous because I get to live in a quiet, nice apartment by myself, travel to all these great places and answer to no one. Actually…they’re right. That part is legit.

My parents have no ties to the business world, therefore have no comprehension as to what it is I do for a living or what I went to school for. They know I’m book smart but have zero faith in my surviving on my own as a human being. My mom called me last week to see if I had remembered to put gas in my car, if I knew the pin number to my debit card and to let me know there was a sale at Stop & Shop on Lean Cuisines.

Obviously I stocked up on Lean Cuisines.

Then remembered that I don’t have a microwave.

My sisters think I’m rich because I have no one to take care of but myself and am part of “Corporate America”.

In actuality..after school loans, rent and my car payment I pretty much only have enough money left over for the good cable package and wine. And pickles/olives on a GOOD week. I’m totally fine with it though, because everyone keeps telling me that one day all of my hard work and degrees will pay off.

Fuck yeah they will.

 

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Best Part of Living Alone: Never Having to Wear Pants

I just recently moved into a new apartment and am living alone for the first time. I was really proud of myself in general, but mostly because I was able to afford the good cable package so that I get all the movie channels plus Nat Geo and the Lifetime Movie Network.

I immediately hate myself after that last sentence.

Everyone always asks if I hate living alone. Are you people high? If so, I’m jealous..but seriously, why would I hate living alone?? All I ever do is whatever the fuck I want. No, I don’t get lonely – who could EVER be lonely with Nat Geo and Lifetime?!

Also, I’m not totally alone because one of my very best friends from high school lives in the building across the street, and he’s Native American so not only does he give me instant street cred but he’s also super useful when it snows and I don’t want to dig my car out or if I run out of vodka and am too drunk to drive to the store to get more. He keeps saying things like he ‘won’t be around forever’ and ‘I need to do things on my own’.

Right…

Some of my favorite things about living alone:

1. I never have to put pants on. Anyone who knows me knows I hate pants. I think they’re for guys and the homeless. I am always in either a skirt, dress or leggings if I HAVE to. (P.S leggings aren’t pants and if you think they are then you probably also think it’s acceptable to wear tights with open toed shoes. It’s not.)

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2.  There’s no one to pass judgement or question my awful decisions when I decide to cut out solids for the week, meet up with that bad idea of a guy I had finally cut loose last month or watch 4 back-to-back Lifetime movies on the couch.

3. Feeling independent. Sometimes, I’m kind of clueless. It’s not my fault that I didn’t know you’re supposed to get your car inspected, turn off the gas when you’re done cooking or NOT cut open the bag of frozen broccoli and cheese then dump it into the boiling water but instead leave it INSIDE of the plastic casing to cook as one (p.s. Mom – if you’re reading this, stop buying frozen vegetables with cheese sauce. We have a garden in the back yard and we’re not Honey Boo Boo).

I will say, however, that I do miss a lot of the roommates I’ve had the pleasure of living with in the past. My first roommate was my little sister and I don’t really miss that because she stole my clothes and ratted me out to my mom when I had a dentist appointment which is my worst fear (Reference: the Lifetime original movie ‘I Woke up Pregnant’, you’ll never get a cavity filled again).

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College was fun because if it weren’t for my roommates then how else would I know that the Papa John’s delivery guy brought me home from the bar. Again. I lived with a boyfriend for a while, that was okay but boring because all he did for three years was watch Law & Order and eat Hamburger Helper (not my best relationship). 

Then came the Southie years…with my cousin’s now wife and Mary who is more of a sister then a friend. Seriously, I remind her daily that she in fact, is not my friend. We use to save quarters and walk to Stop and Shop to buy deli pickles, stare out the window to watch trashy Southie couples fight in the street and hit parked cars, you get the picture: great couple of years. Then I moved to Malden where I had two of the best roommates ever because they cooked for me and were totally cool with me always being drunk, eating Wendy’s and passing out mid-conversation because I took too many Ambien – love you guys, mean it.

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Sooo long story short: living alone is great and everyone should do it at some point in their life.  You can literally get drunk while naked and eating ice cream, watching trash TV and making the Native American across the street do your packy runs.

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It’s On! The Bulife Show Is Just Hours Away!

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Music starts at 9 p.m. Ceej and Bulife. These guys came all the way from Provincetown so let’s make sure they get a lively crowd on their first trip. Whether you love great music, or you just want to awkwardly smell The Glitter Ginger’s hair The Beach House is the place to be tonight on Cape Cod.

Provincetown’s biggest party is directly colliding with Falmouth’s biggest party and it’s brought to you by The Real Cape. If you don’t enjoy raging your face off then stay away from this one folks.

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House Passes Bill To Dedicate Rte. 6 Bridges To Fallen Cape Navy Seal – Kevin A. Houston

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CapeCodOnline.com – Almost as soon as he took office in January 2013, freshman state Rep. Brian Mannal filed a bill to dedicate the Route 6 bridges spanning Route 132 as the U.S. Navy SEAL Kevin A. Houston Veterans Memorial.

On Thursday, nearly 14 months after it was filed, the legislation passed the House on a voice vote – a parliamentary maneuver that allows bills to move through a chamber without a roll call.

“Now that it’s on to the Senate, I don’t see any reason for it not to become law. It think it’s past due,” Mannal said. “I’d like to see a shovel in the sand and the sign to go up this summer.”

Shortly before 5 p.m., he called Houston’s mother, Janette Anderson, to share the bill’s progress.

“I got a lump in my throat, absolutely got a lump in my throat,” Anderson, 59, formerly of Hyannis, said from Chesapeake, Va. “To see that it’s close to fruition is very exciting to me. It keeps him alive for me. It will be a permanent memorial to his legacy, to what he did for our country, for the accomplishment he made of reaching the hierarchy of the SEAL team.”

Early on the morning of Aug. 6, 2011, Houston and 37 other men were in a helicopter, heading to reinforce a unit of U.S. Army Ranger in a firefight with Taliban forces, when they were shot down with a rocket-propelled grenade over a remote mountain region west of Kabul.

After the saga of The Wellfleet Ghost Bike it’s nice to hear a story about tragedy being handled the right way, with the community bestowing some recognition on a man who made the ultimate sacrifice. Good job Brian Mannal and godspeed to the family of Kevin A. Houston.

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There’s Literally No Reason To Vote In The Upcoming Vineyard Elections

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MVGazette.com – As town election season arrives on the Vineyard, the ballots are looking familiar and sparse. There are few contested races and in some towns there are blank spaces on the ballot.

The lack of candidates, which appears to be a fairly recent phenomenon, has some people pondering the state of civic engagement on the Island. For the second year in a row, at least three Island towns are facing an election season without a single contested race.

Ballots are set for Chilmark, Edgartown and West Tisbury without any candidates facing opposition — in fact, some positions are lacking any candidates at all.

I have mixed emotions about this. On the one hand this is a bummer right? Nobody cares enough to run for these positions even unopposed and guaranteed a victory?

On the other hand this is a huge opportunity. The system is ripe for takeover! This is a call to all of you normal, level headed, progressive people who enjoy life to get out there and run for something. Let’s fill the local government with anti-fun police people and take back The Cape!

Let’s look at the positive in this situation and use it to further the movement. You know what they say, when life hands you lemons, make lemon drop shots and get shitfaced!

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Man Threatens To Stab Woman In Face Over “Selfie” At The Sandwich BBC

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CapeCodOnline.com – A Worcester man was arraigned Thursday in Barnstable District Court on multiple charges after he allegedly threatened to cut a woman’s face after she took a picture of herself with her phone during dinner.

David Foley, 35, was charged with assault with a knife, assault and battery and threatening to commit murder stemming from an alleged argument with the woman Wednesday night at the British Beer Company in Sandwich.

Foley and the woman were having dinner when she took a photo of herself with her phone, to which Foley allegedly said, “I have never met someone who is so into themselves,” according to the police report.

The conversation escalated and Foley grabbed the woman’s steak knife off her plate and threatened to cut her face with it, according to the report. The woman told police Foley also threatened to kill her.
Before police arrived, Foley left the restaurant, pushing the woman on his way out, according to the report.

Police found Foley at the Sandwich Motor Lodge, where he had been staying, and he was arrested.
Foley was taken to the Sandwich Police Department, where he slammed his head against the wall before being placed in his cell, according to the report.

Police later learned there was a warrant out for Foley’s arrest in Boston on charges of felony assault, lewdness, threats, disturbing the peace and resisting arrest, according to the report.
A pretrial hearing is scheduled for April 3.

Jesus was there a full moon last night or what? First we hear about machete castrations and now we have a stabbing threat over a selfie? Although I am in agreement that there is no need for selfies at the BBC when you are on a date, I also think threatening to cut her face with a steak knife might be a slight over reaction, but that’s just me.

On the flip side, if you are on a date with a guy with arrest warrants from Worcester who is staying at a Motor Lodge and slams his head into walls you may want to walk on eggshells a little. Come to think of it I may want to walk on eggshells here…

Now I’m thinking a face stabbing was totally warranted in this situation. What kind of monster takes selfies on a date? FREE DAVID FOLEY! FREE DAVID FOLEY!

P.S. Thanks to Frank Jones for guest writing this post, Frank is from somewhere far away from here.

thanks to Amy from Cape Cod Mommies for the tip

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