Dunkin’ Donuts To Start Delivering? Yes Please!

Patch.com – Dunkin’ Donuts will soon have delivery service in Somerville, Boston and Cambridge via the app Foodler, according to WCVB’s Scott Isaacs.

There is a bit of a catch: For delivery, there will be a $25 minimum order required and a $6.99 delivery charge, so perhaps it’s intended more for businesses than individuals.

According to Isaacs, the Dunkin’ Donuts in Somerville’s Davis Square will be the first to start the service and then it will spread to more in July.

This has to come to Cape Cod, at least for the summer anyway. How many times have we all wished for a Dunkin’ delivery on those mornings when you wake up with your eyeballs floating in booze? Getting Dunkin’ Donuts when you are hung over is a chicken and the egg situation. How do I start my day without Dunkins’ and how could I possibly make it all the way to Dunkins’ when I haven’t had any Dunkins’ yet? These are the questions that have plagued mankind since the dawn of whiskey.

I’ll make a deal with you Dunkin’ Donuts. You bring delivery to The Cape and I’ll forgive you for not giving me wax paper with my coffee roll anymore. I can look past turning my fingers into a sticky mess if you can bring me breakfast in bed.