Did Someone Say Woods Hole Pub Crawl? – Hint: The Answer Is Yes.

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Remember Alvin? That submarine that discovered the Titanic? Well he’s 50 years old and there is quite the celebration in the works. Is there anything better than a pub crawl? Yes, actually there is, it’s a pub crawl where you get to go to six different bars and you only have to walk a few hundred yards total. Now that is my kind of party.

Here is the complete schedule…

That’s a nice lineup of bars right there, and what better way to to it off than with some Crooked Coast music at the end of the night?

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Lenny Clarke Is At The Beach House Tonight!

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So here we go, another example of us putting our money where our mouth is and taking back Cape Cod from the Fun Police. Tonight at 8 p.m. The Beach House and The Real Cape are hosting an evening with Lenny Clarke, and he is bringing some friends with him as well. Lenny is a funny dude, we figure if you’re reading this website you probably like funny as well.

So grab some tickets and come down, we may even surprise a few of you with some freebies.

BUY TIX HERE

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Did The Real Cape Win The Nobel Prize?

No biggie, just The American Civil Liberties Union tweeting about our blog on the Sandwich teacher that got fired over a religious YouTube video. The only surprise really is that it took them this long to realize that we have been tirelessly championing the plight of the people, fighting tooth and nail for the silent majority, and sacrificing for the greater good.

Here’s a screenshot of the ACLU twitter feed, The Real Cape story is wedged right in between articles from the Washington Post and the New York Times. I’d imagine it’s probably a huge thrill for those two publications to be on the same feed as us.

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So, the only question now is, do they mail us the Nobel prize, do we pick it up somewhere, or is there some type of ceremony? You’d think someone would have contacted us by now.

P.S. Should I start using my full name… Rupert Randolph Hippie?

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Cape Cod Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Coed Naked Yoga Class

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CL – coed naked yoga class might be forming (new england)

 I’m wondering if there is any interest in having a coed naked yoga class for anyone +18.
Probably in Boston or providence. Erections are OK.
I’m willing to accept mostly guys will show.

This is legitimately the worst idea I’ve ever heard in my entire life. “Mostly guys will show”? Do you know how many guys is too many guys in a coed naked yoga class? ONE.

Even then, guys or girls, you have to be an honest to goodness 10 to look good doing yoga naked. Naked yoga would make someone with 2% body fat look like Honey Boo Boo. There’s a reason why yoga pants are so tight, it’s to hold everything together. Could you imagine doing a downward dog in the row right behind Insane Tony at naked yoga? Instant blindness.

P.S. Erections are OK? Yeah no shit. You put a dude in a room with a bunch of naked girls doing yoga and I’m pretty sure a no erection policy would be kinda tough to enforce.

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Here’s What Happens When Insane Tony And Ham Sandwich Make A Promo Video

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When Insane Tony and Ham Sandwich told us they wanted to go to the Fairgrounds to make a lineup video for The Real Cape Music Festival, we had no idea what to expect from it, except that it would be ridiculously awful. Well, they didn’t disappoint. Besides leaving half of the acts out of the video, they also spelled the two headliners, Spiritual Rez and Zach Deputy’s names wrong. Pretty much par for the course for these two. Enjoy…

In case you’ve been living under a rock, The Festival is Saturday August 2nd at The Cape Cod Fairgrounds and it’s going to be a doozy. We’ve got 14 acts on two stages so the music never stops, live interactive art including graffiti artists, glass blowers, welders and even a henna tattoo artist. A bunch of really cool companies will have booths set up, there’s plenty of food, beer and wine.

Pixy 103 will be on hand with Matty B handling MC duties and Dirty Water TV will be there shooting a TV episodes as well.

This is going to be an absolute can’t miss party. Get your tickets soon because the pre sale tix are almost gone and the price is going up after this week. Kids under 12 are free, and yes you can bring chairs. The Fun Police are shaking in their boots folks, let’s take back the Cape!

Please check out the festival website HERE

Keep up with the fest on the Facebook event page HERE

Follow the fest on Twitter HERE

Check out our insane VIP packages HERE

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Live WWII Explosive Found On Marconi Beach – Detonated By Bomb Squad

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foxnews.com – A live World War II military round has been destroyed after it was found on a popular Cape Cod beach.

A fisherman discovered the device in the sand at Marconi Beach in Wellfleet, Mass., at about 3 p.m. Wednesday and alerted authorities.

The state police bomb squad responded, and the 14-inch projectile was blown up on the beach at about 7 p.m.

Officials kept curious spectators about 1,000 feet away from the explosion to protect them from shrapnel.

Sgt. Jerry Galizio of the Massachusetts State Police bomb squad told the Cape Cod Times that the military used area beaches as practice ranges during World War II, and it’s not uncommon for ordnance to be found even to this day.

Galizio said the color of the smoke indicated the military projectile was live when it was detonated because the explosives the bomb squad use typically create white smoke, according to the newspaper.

So a live projectile was found on a Cape Cod beach. The beach was never closed, officials just made sure to keep people away from the bomb sitting in the sand. Then they blew up the explosive and everything went back to normal.

Please allow me to re cap the last few days. Yesterday, we learned that they have shut down and padlocked South Cape Beach because they found out people have been partying there. Today we find out that there are WWII explosives in the sand on Marconi beach and the place didn’t close for one minute.

I guess what we can deduce is that the powers that be on Cape Cod think that beer and music is more dangerous than live explosives. Seems legit.

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Sandwich Fired A Teacher Because He Questioned Religion In A YouTube Video?

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capecodonline.com – A former substitute teacher at the Oak Ridge School in Sandwich reached a settlement with the town last week over his claims he was wrongly fired last winter for posting a video mocking religion on his personal website.

In December, Jonathan Hurley, 32, was fired three weeks into an open-ended substitute position after school officials learned of a music video for a song Hurley co-wrote called “That Doesn’t Make Sense,” which was posted on Hurley’s personal website.

Though the video mocks various religious beliefs, Hurley, a professional musician, describes it as “lighthearted.” It is still posted on his website, www.jonathanhurleymusic.com.

“I was surprised by the reaction,” Hurley said Tuesday.

In addition to being fired, Hurley also was “blacklisted” from the Sandwich Public Schools, he said. He was no longer eligible for other substitute positions, including a long-term position he had wanted.

“I didn’t know what to do, but I thought that my rights had been violated,” said Hurley, who moved from Los Angeles to Buzzards Bay last year to become a teacher.

In January, Hurley contacted the ACLU of Massachusetts, which reviewed his case and then approached the town with concerns over Hurley’s termination, said Sarah Wunsch, an ACLU of Massachusetts staff attorney. The ACLU of Massachusetts worked with the law firm of Fish & Richardson on the case.

Adam Kessel, an attorney with Fish & Richardson, which handled the case pro bono, said this was “a case of someone being disciplined for exercising their freedom of speech rights.”

Referring to the music video, Wunsch said she could see how “somebody might find it offensive,” but “offensiveness is not the First Amendment standard.”

Holy crap, what year is it? My question here is this, it takes more than one person to fire and blacklist a teacher right? So how is it possible that nobody in this chain of events questioned this decision? You’d think at least one person in the Sandwich School system would have been like… “Ummm, has anyone considered that document written a while ago? What’s it called? Oh yeah… THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES”.

I’m pretty sure you could tell this story to a 2nd grader and they would be like, “Wait, what about freedom of religion? Oh, and freedom of speech? I’m pretty sure he can’t be fired for this”. I don’t know about you but I’m a little nervous that the people in charge of educating our children don’t know about the basic fundamentals that this country was built on.

Hey Sandwich, read a history book before you fire someone will ya?

P.S. Here’s the offensive video:

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