CL – Girls please read-topless/flashing round of golf (cape cod)
We are a couple of normal, discreet, professional type guys who happen to be turning 40 this summer. What we are looking for is a woman (1-2) who would like to join us on the links for a round of golf on Cape Cod. You should be between 21-40, in nice shape, and a B-D cup. We are looking for some laughs, sharing some drinks, flirty conversation, and along the 18 holes a few naked breast flashes…and possible thong flashes. We will compensate for your time/traveling, etc. Please get in touch if you would love to explore a bit of exhibitionism with a couple nice guys and enjoy a great day outside! Thanks!
I can’t figure out if this is the best idea in the history of golf, or the worst. On the one hand you have to think that adding naked female breasts to pretty much any game would make it ten times better, but I’m not sure if that’s true for golf. I have a hard enough time staying focused smacking a tiny ball with a stick for four hours. I’d imagine it’s damn near impossible to concentrate on a 6 foot downhill left to right breaker for par when there’s boobies in your face.
On the other hand it may have a calming effect on your play. It’s tough to stay mad after a duck hook into the water off the tee when you’ve got thong flashes to look forward to. I guess this is one of those things you just never know until you try. So if the guys that posted this ad happen to succeed in their hunt for country club strippers, we’d appreciate a full report in our inbox complete with photo evidence. Please and thank you!
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