Cape Cod Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Nude Video Model $500 per hour

Craigslist – Artistic Nude Photo & Video Model Shoot – Pays $500 for hour shoot

Quick question. If you are going to make up a number that you aren’t going to pay anyway, why not go hog wild and say the gig pays like a million dollars? How do I know they aren’t actually going to pay the girl who answers this ad you ask? Because dead people can’t take money.

There is a zero percent chance that this is real because for $500 an hour you can get one of those Playboy Bunnies that Hef got tired of banging and kicked out of the mansion. Why on earth would you need to advertise on Craigslist? Just go to a professional modeling agency if you have that big of a budget.

I’m not saying they aren’t going to film you. It’s just that their filming a fetish video for chainsaw carvers. They’re going to perch you up on a wooden pedestal and carve you into smokey the bear with a Stihl and then sell the videos out of the basement of one of those side of the road chainsaw sculpture places in New Hampshire. Shit happens all the time. You’re answering a free ad on craigslist.com, not a casting call on backstage.com.

P.S. “We bring portable studio lighting and can shoot at your location so you do not need to travel.” Yeah no shit, who wants to get their own house covered in blood and guts.