Nice to see Luke getting in shape and working on his spin kicks for the festival. Check out the one below for the extra special set the rest of Crooked Coast has planned. Looks like this is going to be a doozy! One word, CANNONS!

The Festival is only 8 days away. Get your tix now folks, they are moving fast and the price is going up as soon as the pre sale tix are gone.

Don’t forget Pixy 103 and Matty B will be there all day, as well as Dirty Water TV.

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CapeCodOnline.com – The former treasurer of the Cape Cod Kennel Club was sentenced to jail Thursday after facing charges she doctored bank statements and took more than $62,000 from the Sandwich-based organization.

Cynthia Savoia, 43, pleaded guilty in Barnstable Superior Court to falsifying entries into books and larceny of more than $250 pursuant to a single scheme.

Judge Gary Nickerson sentenced Savoia to two years in the Barnstable County Correctional Facility with six months to serve and the balance suspended during 10 years of probation for the larceny charge. She was also sentenced to one year in the county correctional facility with six months to serve and the balance suspended during 10 years of probation for the falsifying books charge.

Nickerson ordered the sentences to run concurrently.

Savoia must pay the full amount she owes — $62,199.40 — within the next 10 years. One of the conditions of her sentence is that she pay $15,000 within the next 10 days. Her probation will end when she pays off the balance.

The only thing worse than stealing from old people is stealing from dogs. Dogs just love people unconditionally and trust everyone, it’s in their nature. You ever take a toy from a dog? The poor thing gets so sad it’s heartbreaking, and they can’t fathom how someone could be so cruel.

Imagine the dogs getting wind of someone stealing $62,199.40 from them. I hope there is doggy Zoloft because they are probably spiraling into a deep depression as we speak. Now if you’ll excuse me I just saw a baby walk by my house with a bag of M&Ms, I’ve got to run outside and snatch it out its hands

CapeCodToday.com – On this day in 1956, two ocean liners collided in thick fog, approximately 50 miles south of Nantucket.

The Stockholm had just left New York City bound for Sweden. The Andrea Doria was due to arrive in New York at 9:00 o’clock the following morning.

The three-year-old Italian liner was not only one of the most luxurious vessels afloat but was considered the safest. She had the latest radarscopes and was built with watertight compartments. Nevertheless, 11 hours after the Stockholm rammed her broadside, the Andrea Doria capsized and sank in 225 feet of water.

Thanks to one of the most remarkable rescues ever conducted at sea, all of the 1,706 passengers and crew who survived the collision made it safely back to land.

All I can ever think about when I hear stories of the Andrea Doria, is poor George Costanza losing out on that great NYC apartment.

P.S. The Andrea Doria was thought to be unsinkable. Sound familiar? I think there was some other big boat in history that everyone said was unsinkable. Maybe we should stop saying that about boats, doesn’t seem to work out so well.

Remember Alvin? That submarine that discovered the Titanic? Well he’s 50 years old and there is quite the celebration in the works. Is there anything better than a pub crawl? Yes, actually there is, it’s a pub crawl where you get to go to six different bars and you only have to walk a few hundred yards total. Now that is my kind of party.

Here is the complete schedule…

• 5pm – Shuckers
• 6pm – Phusion
• 7pm – Captain Kidd
• 8pm – Fishmonger
• 9pm – Quicks Hole Tavern
• 10pm  – Landfall

That’s a nice lineup of bars right there, and what better way to to it off than with some Crooked Coast music at the end of the night?

So here we go, another example of us putting our money where our mouth is and taking back Cape Cod from the Fun Police. Tonight at 8 p.m. The Beach House and The Real Cape are hosting an evening with Lenny Clarke, and he is bringing some friends with him as well. Lenny is a funny dude, we figure if you’re reading this website you probably like funny as well.

So grab some tickets and come down, we may even surprise a few of you with some freebies.

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CL – coed naked yoga class might be forming (new england)

This is legitimately the worst idea I’ve ever heard in my entire life. “Mostly guys will show”? Do you know how many guys is too many guys in a coed naked yoga class? ONE.

Even then, guys or girls, you have to be an honest to goodness 10 to look good doing yoga naked. Naked yoga would make someone with 2% body fat look like Honey Boo Boo. There’s a reason why yoga pants are so tight, it’s to hold everything together. Could you imagine doing a downward dog in the row right behind Insane Tony at naked yoga? Instant blindness.

P.S. Erections are OK? Yeah no shit. You put a dude in a room with a bunch of naked girls doing yoga and I’m pretty sure a no erection policy would be kinda tough to enforce.