BarstoolSports.com – The president appreciates Mrs. Kennedy for thinking of him for the challenge, but his contribution to the effort will be monetary. The president will be making a donation to an ALS charity this week.

Listen, you can say whatever you want about this ice bucket challenge thing but you have to admit that it is pretty cool that a guy from Massachusetts started this whole thing and it has made it all the way to getting a response from The White House. I admit I was skeptical when it all started that it wasn’t another KONY 2012 thing and it was just people being couch activists but the numbers don’t lie.

Say what you will about Obama as well, but this is really the only response he could have. You just can’t have a sitting president of The United States dumping water on his head. Vacation or no vacation the rest of the world can’t see our president succumbing to internet trends. Not to mention, who wants to see Obama in a wet T-Shirt contest? (He’s no Feitelberg that’s for sure)

Now I think we need a Kennedy to challenge Gisele (or Tom for the ladies) and we are really getting somewhere. Good on you Pete, but next time the challenge should specify a no bra rule.

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CapeNews.net – Geoff Spillane – Stop & Shop has proposed building a small network of roads on a swath of undeveloped land that it owns abutting the Bourne Rotary, affording drivers the opportunity to bypass the rotary altogether.

The roads would be built off MacArthur Boulevard, just east of the rotary, on the former proposed site of Canalside Commons. The supermarket chain, under the name of Rotary Development LLC, bought the 152-acre site last October but has yet to say how the rest of the property will be developed.

Listen, we love progress as much as anyone, but this seems like a completely awful idea. You are taking what is literally the busiest one mile stretch of road on Cape Cod, a section that is already a complete clusterfuck, and you are adding five points of entry and exit as well as a traffic light? Oh and also construct a giant retail operation that will attract even more cars to a section of highway that is already a parking lot in the summer? Fuck. That. Shit.

Take a close look at that map. Did you notice that if you want to leave Stop and Shop and go south on 28 that you need to go up to Sandwich Road and then back down through the rotary? That is fucking bananas, how can that possibly help the situation? Not to mention, they still have no idea what else they are going to use the rest of the land for? Throw in a Lowe’s or a Bed Bath and Beyond and the only possible way to get anywhere near the Bourne Bridge from the Cape side will be to lower your car from a fucking helicopter.

I have a great idea, how about we reject this on the grounds that it makes no sense whatsoever to add congestion to the single most congested place on Cape Cod, open up Nauset Spit, and turn this 152 acres into a Piping Plover sanctuary. Win for everyone. Thank me later.

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Post by Maxwell Kennedy.

You’d think the Kennedys would have enough money to donate instead of dumping the ice buckets on their heads, but to each their own. I like the move by Ethel calling out Obama with the “Welcome to Cape Cod”. Just goes to show that the coolest Kennedy’s are still the originals.

P.S. Hey Maxwell, easy on the name dropping dude, we get it, you’re a Kennedy.

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If you missed Liam Maguire’s Sunday Funday brunch llast week then you probably heard about it. There were some insane musicians sitting in with The Silent Trees for some great acoustic jamming. In other words this is officially a don’t miss event. If you are like me then your news feed has been blowing up with photos of the build your own Bloody Mary’s. The things are famous at this point, but in case you haven’t heard, you can customize them any way you want, to the point of gluttonous debauchery.

This is all happening right now 12-3 pm on Main St. in Famouth. If you see me behind one of  these in the corner, please don’t bother me until at least half of my skewers are gone, the Great esCape needs ones FULL attention.

Sunday Brunch

Breakfast Burrito

Scrambled eggs, bacon, cheese, and two hash browns with an avocado chipotle aioli.

Irish Breakfast

Two eggs cooked to order, two rashers, two bangers, black and white pudding, home fries, and a fried tomato. Served with brown bread.

Crab cakes Eggs Benedict

Two English muffins topped with jumbo crab cakes, Irish bacon, poached eggs and our own homemade hollandaisesauce. Served with home fries.

French Toast

Three slices of thick cut Sourdough bread dipped in our own cinnamon French toast batter. Served with a side fresh fruit.

Chicken & Waffles

Habanero Guinness waffles with two fried chicken breasts, smothered in Southern style white gravy, made with our own bangers. Served with REAL New England Maple syrup and pickled vegetables.

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There are a few shows coming up in Dennis Port at the Improper Bostonian that will leave you dripping the funk for weeks. This Saturday August 9th, they’ve got After Funk lined up. I don’t like to start rumors, but I’ve heard that After Funk are so funky that people have actually been known to OD on the funk at their shows. Here’s a little teaser from their site:

After Funk has quickly grown into a powerful eight member modern jam-orchestra that will shake your heart in your chest and your butt on the dance floor.

Taking its cues from old school funk acts like Stevie Wonder and James Brown, modern jam bands like Lettuce and the String Cheese Incident, even hints of the romantic classical music of Tchaikovsky and gospel music of Tye Tribbit, After Funk has found itself an ever growing audience of people searching for a heavy groove that expands their mind and fills their soul.

It’s going to take you weeks to get the funk out after the After Funk, but right when you do the Improper is going to hit you right back upside the head with Yo Mama’s Big Fat Booty Band on August 31st.

What better way to end your summer than with some down home, finger lickin’, straight nasty funk? Just a little hint: I’d get your tickets in advance for that one, it’s going to be a barn burner.

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CL – Beauty seeks cash allowance

Girl seeks minimum $800 a day allowance from one kind gentleman. I am strapped for cash and can offer lots of different things. Fun, outings, massage, smiles, positivity, etc. let me know if this can work for you and if you’re looking to spend time with a beautiful 21 year old girl. Please only men over 45 and have a great job. I’m not looking for another job. I am a waitress/bartender and will be starting school in the sept 4th. I have bills that are past due and not enough to cover them. Send phone number and photo 🙂 I’ll call you today to talk about what you can offer and what you’d like.
Your comments and replies are not needed unless they are to help me thank you I’m nervous enough as it is and hopeful to find one gentleman

Well, here is reason 367 that if I ever have a daughter she is going into the river in a burlap sack. I just can’t do it knowing this type of thing exists. I mean, if you are a father and you somehow find out your daughter is placing ads like this then you have no choice but to kill yourself right?

Now that we got that out of the way, let’s talk about how delusional this girl is. Honey, first of all, let’s cut the shit with the innuendo and call a spade a spade. The title of this ad should not be “Beauty Seeks Cash Allowance”, it should be “Prostitute Seeks New Customers”. More importantly than that, $800 a day? Who are you Gisele Bundchen? That’s over $200,000 a year. I hope whoever posted this ad reads this, because you need a reality check on how the world works honey.

Here is a harsh reality for you. Guys on Cape Cod that are rich enough to afford $200k whores, don’t need prostitutes, they are rich enough that there are regular chicks lined up to sleep with them. That’s how being rich works. Good luck with your ad on the Cape Cod Craigslist looking to become the highest paid whore in the country though, I think I’ll go post one looking for an 8 year $180 million dollar contract from The Red Sox. That’s how Big Papi did it right?

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