HyannisNews.com – Tara Tobin, 24, of Hyannis, was arrested by Barnstable Police last night for her third OUI in just over two weeks.

On November 7, 2014, Tobin was arrested and charged with Operating Under the Influence of intoxicating liquor and Negligent Operation of a Motor Vehicle in Hyannis. This was Tobin’s second OUI offense, her first coming in January of 2013.

She was arrested again, just five days later, on November 12, 2014 in Hyannis. On that date, she was arrested and charged with OUI, Negligent Operation, and for Operating with a Suspended License for a previous OUI on November 7, 2014.

Last night, on November 23, 2014, the Barnstable Patrol Officers were called to Oak Neck Road, Hyannis, for a report of a motor vehicle crash. Based on witnesses at the scene, Tobin was located by Patrolman Armando Feliciano a short distance away hiding behind a bush. Witnesses identified her as the female who fled from the crash scene as police arrived.

The vehicle involved in the crash had a Domino’s delivery sign on it and while on scene, the Barnstable Police were notified that a Domino’s delivery vehicle had just been stolen by a female matching Tobin’s description minutes before the crash.

I hope everyone realizes that we have officially witnessed the setting of a record that may never be broken. This woman is the Joe Dimaggio of OUI’s. Just like nobody will ever break Joe’s 56 game hit streak, it will be a very long time until anyone threatens this record.

Throw in a stolen Domino’s delivery vehicle and this may be the greatest two week stretch in Cape Cod criminal history. In her defense though, there may have been a few pies in the car when she stole it and she was just trying to make sure she made the deliveries in 30 minutes or less.

P.S. I can’t believe the hiding 10 feet away in a bush after crashing a stolen Dominos delivery vehicle technique didn’t work. That’s usually a fool proof exit strategy.

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ATLANTIC WHITE SHARK CONSERVANCY LICENSE PLATES 

Drive with pride knowing you are helping to protect one of our region’s most valuable marine species!

Plates have an exclusive design by Paul McPhee, one of the nation’s top marine life artists who’s work can be frequently seen on the covers of the most prestigious sports fishing magazines.

Pre-orders now available $40 special plate fee and complete application required for each plate order.

Download the application form to order yours today!

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Oh great, let’s protect the sharks even though we’ve already established that they have a personal vendetta against me and want me dead. It’s fine though, everybody just go ahead and take the sharks side, I’ll go start The Real Oklahoma.

P.S. There is one shark I’m all about protecting, you know him, you love him… that’s right, it’s Reggae Shark!

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CapeCodOnline.com – Even as Heritage Museums & Gardens has started work on its zipline park, five neighbors filed a lawsuit in Barnstable Superior Court trying to block it.

The suit filed Monday and served on the town Thursday, asks a superior court judge to issue an injunction against construction of the aerial adventure park and revoke the building permit.

It comes on the heels of some of the most vocal critics of the adventure park saying they would not take Heritage to court. The suit is an appeal in response to the Oct. 28 Zoning Board of Appeals decision to uphold the building permit.

Named as defendants in the suit are Heritage, the town, Building Inspector Paul Spiro, and six members of the Zoning Board of Appeals.

NostraHippie was right once again. In a recent post about the zip line saga at Heritage Gardens I said we most likely hadn’t heard the last of The Fun Police after their appeals had failed at every level. Even I could not have imagined that they would actually sue not only Heritage, but also the town, the building inspector, AND each individual on the ZBA. SUE EVERYONE!! Seriously, how crazy is this on a scale of 1 to mushrooms?

Since these people have devolved this issue into personal litigation, does that mean that if they lose we can sue them for wasting everyone’s time? Seriously, they should be forced to pay all court costs, a fair hourly wage to all the people they sued, and punitive damages to me for having to take the time to write about this insanity.

This is a new benchmark for The Fun Police, not only do they hate property rights and our system of government, but they also hate children, fun, and children having fun. They are like the elite special forces SWAT team crack commando unit of The Fun Police… The F Team.

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Barnstable Patrtiot – A former Cape Cod Hospital doctor had her license to practice suspended indefinitely on Nov. 19 after she admitted to performing a colonoscopy on a patient while she was drunk.

The Massachusetts Board of Registration in Medicine said Friday that it took action against Dr. Kathleen E. Koehler after she admitted to the ethical breach in the medical procedure. The complaint against her says she performed the drunken colonoscopy on March 4, 2013.

Koehler is a graduate of the Albert Einstein School of Medicine Yeshiva University and has been a licensed physician in Massachusetts since 1985. She is board certified in internal medicine and gastroenterology. Her most recent employer was Cape Cod Hospital, according to the board.

Wait, is there a better time to do a colonoscopy than after a few drinks? Listen, there’s a ton of medical procedures I want my doctor sober for, but a colonoscopy just isn’t one of them. Have some drinks doc, smoke a little weed, light some incense and dim the lights. If you’re gonna stick something up my butt I’d much rather you make yourself comfortable and set the mood first. Who wants an uptight sober person putting something in their anal cavity in some bright, stale room? I’ll take my colonoscopy from a buzzed up doctor in a dark room with tapestries and lava lamps every time thank you.

Yup, I’m siding with the doc on this one. If we start firing people every time they get a little tipsy and try to perform a colonoscopy, we’ll have a bunch of unemployed husbands when they get home tonight after the Pats game.

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CapeCodOnline.com – Two Mashpee residents have been ordered held on $2,500 bail each on charges related to an alleged shoplifting incident Wednesday at the Radio Shack at Patriot Square in South Dennis, according to Orleans District Court records.

At around 11:25 a.m. Wednesday, the pair is alleged to have taken about $650 in products from the electronics store in the Route 134 plaza, a Dennis police report says. The couple were seen leaving the area in a dark green Chevrolet Cavalier. Yarmouth police, who had learned of the alleged shoplifting incident, stopped the car on Long Pond Road in South Yarmouth. The products missing from the South Dennis store are alleged to have been in the pair’s possession.

The most surprising part of this is that Radio Shack still exists. I would have thought they went out of business once the days of shoving coat hangers in rabbit ear antennas were over.

I’m not so sure that I believe the numbers in this report. How do you even steal $650 worth of crap from a Radio Shack? What did they take, a Texas Instruments calculator, a universal remote, and 578 cable splitters?

Hey guys, 1983 called and they want their prime shoplifting location back.

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Who’s ready to get irie!? We are getting really excited for this show, and judging by ticket sales, a ton of other people are too. This is going to be an incredible night of amazing music and great people.

To buy Advance tix online CLICK HERE ($30 in advance, $40 at the door) or scroll down to find a location near you to buy them in person.

The tickets are moving fast, so make sure you get them soon to get the advance price. Or you can get tickets in person to avoid internet fees at Mocean in Mashpee Commons, Spinnaker Records on Main St. in Hyannis, The Dead Zone in South Yarmouth or The Beach House in North Falmouth. The show is 18+ and is at Pufferbellies (why Pufferbellies? CLICK HERE), Selectah Niko Onedrop will be opening the night at 7 p.m. and The Wailers take the stage at 8 p.m. so it’ll be over early since it’s a Thursday night.

In case you don’t know what we are talking about, we are bringing The Wailers to Cape Cod (Hyannis) to play the Legend album in its entirety in less than two weeks. Seriously, the entire album, in order. Just look at this songlist…

1. Is This Love
2. No Woman, No Cry
3. Could You Be Loved
4. Three Little Birds
5. Buffalo Soldier
6. Get Up, Stand Up
7. Stir It Up
8. One Love/People Get Ready
9. I Shot The Sheriff
10. Waiting In Vain
11. Redemption Song
12. Satisfy My Soul
13. Exodus
14. Jammin

Here’s a video of a recent Wailers show, they are sounding better than ever…

This show is selling faster than anything we’ve done so be sure to get your tickets in advance HERE

Be sure to join the Facebook event page HERE for updates

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Eastham Library – The Turnip Festival House Band, also known as the Higher Ground String Band, will entertain us throughout the day. The culinary cornerstone of the Fest is the ever popular Turnip Cook-Off. Who will be crowned Turnip Queen or Turnip King? Who can peel a turnip the fastest?  Mr. Turnip Head Contest (decorate a turnip for a chance to win prizes).

This celebration of all that is turnip will be held rain or shine, so join the festivities! ADMISSION IS
FREE!

Saturday, November 22, 2014
1:00 – 4:00 p.m.
Nauset Regional High School
100 Cable Road, Eastham

Let me tell you a little something. The residents of Eastham are darn lucky I can’t make this event, because everyone who’s anyone knows I was born in a turnip field with a turnip in my hand. I would turnip peel circles around the competition at this thing, turn right around and take first place with my turnip casserole.

Then by the time we were done dirty dancing to the Turnip Band, the Turnip Queen would be pregnant with turnip twins. They don’t call me ol’ turnip toes for nothing . It’s just a damn shame that I’m going to have to miss out on what is certain to be the party of the year in Eastham.

P.S. Not gonna lie, it moved a little when I first saw the photo of that Mrs. Turnip Tranny with the hair weave.

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