The Brazen Belles Sizzling Hot Showcase Is Tonight At The Beach House

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Word on the street is that the Brazen Belles are breaking out a bunch of hot new numbers at their Sizzling Hot Showcase tonight. For those of you who’ve seen a Belles show I don’t have to explain to you what they mean by “sizzling hot”. For those of you who haven’t seen a Belles show yet… well I just plain feel bad for you, you have NO IDEA what you are missing.

Bring your appetite as they serve up some seduction, wit and a whole lotta sass. Come see what’s cooking tonight at The Beach House 8pm-10pm and stick around after to dance your ass off to The Daniel Byrnes Band.

Visit the official event page for more information. Tickets are available at Eight Cousins Books or CLICK HERE to buy them online.

P.S. If you have been living under a rock and haven’t yet heard about the awesomeness of a Brazen Belles show you can read our full review HERE.

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Someone Smashed Into 5 Cars, Through A Fence, And Into Friendly’s In Hyannis

CapeCodToday – In a scene a witness described as chaotic, a driver crashed into five cars, a fence and a restaurant around noon on Wednesday in busy Hyannis.

A driver reportedly backed into two cars in the Cooke’s Seafood parking lot on Route 132, then according to a witness, accelerated forward, plowing through a stockade fence into the adjoining parking lot of Friendly’s where the car struck three more cars and then the restaurant.

Police and firefighters were both on scene and it appeared that only one person was being evaluated.

Holy shit, someone really wanted a Fribble!

In case you are wondering that sign over the door at Friendly’s says “Creating memories since 1935”. Well this is one for the record books, I guarantee at least six people will never forget the day they went to Friendly’s on 6/4/14.

P.S. If we put the over under on the age of the driver at 74 would you take the under or over? I’d hammer the over.

 

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The “Bug Chef” Taught Bug Cooking Class At Heritage Gardens On Saturday

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CapeCodOnline.com – If finding an ant in your Cheerios sends shivers down your spine, Chef Gordon has something you ought to know.

“How many of you have ever eaten a bug?” Gordon asked Saturday at Heritage Museums & Gardens’ Big Bugs Bash. After only a few audience members raised their hands, he dropped the bomb: “I want to tell you, you have all eaten bugs whether you know it or not.”

David George Gordon, otherwise known as the “Bug Chef,” has made it his mission to change the way people view creepy crawlers by incorporating them into gourmet meals. After publishing “The Eat-A-Bug Cookbook” in 1998, Gordon has traveled around the States demonstrating the art of “entomophagy,” a term he finds more elegant than “bug eating.”

“I really like tweaking people’s ideas about food,” Gordon said. “People have a bad attitude about bugs. They think they’re germy, gross and disgusting, but they’re not.”

In Saturday’s demonstration, Gordon explained that eating bugs is unavoidable, since there are bug parts in the majority of everyday food. Even that go-to peanut butter and jelly sandwich could contain up to 56 bug parts, he says. But before you toss your jelly jars, Chef Gordon urges you to consider that not only are bugs all natural, but they are high in Omega 3s, vitamins, minerals and essential amino acids. He also noted that the West is in the minority when it comes to eating bugs, since roughly 80 percent of the world’s population does so regularly.

Slow your roll there Bugs McGee. I don’t care how many Singaporean suckers bought your bug cook book or how much Omega 3s is in a Praying Mantis, I’m all set with eating bugs.

I’m fine with being in the so called “western minority”, I’ll stay firmly in the 20% bracket thanks. The other 80% can go occupy Cricket Street, live in tents, play hackey sack and eat grilled flea sandwiches for all I care, I have zero problem being elitist when it comes to snacking on spiders.

Oh and how about him telling us bugs are all natural? Talk about grasping at straws trying to convince people to do something disgusting. No shit they are all natural, did you think we thought they were made of synthetic compounds?

You know why people in other countries eat bugs? Because they don’t have anything else to eat and they get desperate. You know what I do when I don’t have anything to eat and I’m desperate? I order fucking Domino’s.

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Cape Cod Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Can I Buy Your Panties?

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CL – Can I buy your panties ? – m4w (Sagamore)

Hello, I would be very interested in buying your worn panties. please send description of yourself and size with reply. Thanks

What do you think the going rate for used panties is these days? Mrs. Hippie doesn’t get home from work for a few hours, anyone have a good story about why all of her underwear would be missing?

I forgot to take out the recycling today, maybe I can tell her I mistook the laundry basket for the recycling bin and kill two birds with one stone. Cash is king.

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Board Of Health Member Calls Other Member a “Son of a Bitch” in Orleans

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CapeCodOnline.com – After two Board of Health members were caught disparaging a third during a public meeting, selectmen have decided to weigh in on the ensuing controversy.

David Currier, president of Orleans Bowling Center Inc., was elected May 20 to a three-year term on the Board of Health and attended his first meeting on May 21.

The bowling alley at 191 Route 6A, serves alcohol and food, according to its website. It has been undergoing an extensive renovation, requiring the attention of the Board of Health and Health Department staff, according to health board minutes.

At the May 21 meeting, Job Taylor III, the health board’s chairman, asked Currier if he planned to recuse himself from a case involving a restaurant, according to the town’s videotape of the meeting. Currier declined, saying he owns a bowling alley.

Taylor and Vice Chairwoman Augusta McKusick then told Currier that he had to recuse himself as well as leave because he owned a restaurant.

After Currier left his seat but before the restaurant case got underway, Taylor leaned over to McKusick and appeared to ask if she could believe that “son of a bitch” declined to recuse himself, according to the videotape. The pair then made a few more comments — and at one point someone in the audience reminded them they were being recorded.

David Amabello of Orleans filed a written complaint this week about the “unacceptable behavior” of Taylor and McKusick.

Love it when people take themselves way too serious, just love it! Son of a bitch! All I could picture when I read this article was ole Job Taylor III leaning over and spitting in a brass spittoon after calling David Currier a son of a bitch.

(please say the next paragraph in your head in an old timey scrooge voice)

“Whose this vermint saloon owner think he is meddling in the affairs of another establishment in my town? My grandpappy, the very first Job Taylor, founded the Board of Health in Orleans and he would roll over in his grave if he knew what this shyster was trying to get away with tonight! I heretofore declare David Currier to be a son of a bitch!”

Easy pal, it’s a BOH meeting in Orleans not Roe V. Wade. Should he have recused himself? Yeah maybe, but people also shouldn’t name someone Job three generations in a row either, sometimes shit happens, don’t let it ruin your day.

thanks to Jean K for the tip

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