This Is The Exact Opposite Of What You Should Say To The Police When Pulled Over

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CapeCodOnline.com – Although Hersey at first claimed not to have been drinking, she later told police she had a glass of wine and then said she also had a Long Island Iced Tea, according to the police report.

She then added to that list, according to the report.

“I had a little beer. And a shot. When I stopped at the packie to get beer, what the hell, I’ll get Fireball too,” she told police, according to the report. Police found a six-pack of beer in the car, including an open container, according to the report.

Hersey was charged with operating under the influence of liquor, second offense; possessing an open container of alcohol in a motor vehicle; child endangerment while operating a motor vehicle; not securing a child within the ages of 6 to 12 with a seat belt; and a marked lanes violation.

Holy shit sweetheart, talk about loose lips sinking ships! It’s not very smart to tell police the entire laundry list of booze you’ve been drinking after you get pulled over. You came out of the gates fine with old “Oh I just a glass of wine” trick, but you have to end it there. It’s like this lady is Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar! or something. Don’t tell them about the Long Island Iced Tea, that is legitimately the strongest cocktail known to man. That’s like if a parent asked their teenager if they’ve been smoking weed and the kid was like “Oh, not really, just had a little heroin with lunch”.

Then all of a sudden this chick turns into a frat boy bragging to his friends about how much he drank the night before. “Some beer, shots, oh and what the hell, Fireball too”? Jesus Christ lady you just admitted to drinking wine, cocktails, beer, shots, AND Fireball? You could have saved us all some time. When the cop asked you what you had to drink, you should have just answered… “EVERYTHING”!

P.S. The little kid in the car with no seat belt on is a nice touch as well. We are definitely working with a brain surgeon here.

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