Patch.com – An East Falmouth woman accused by a Stop & Shop manager of habitually shoplifting food and huffing gas from whipped-cream cans was arrested Jan. 5 after allegedly hurling one of the cans at the grocery store manager when he tried to stop her
You know how there are some things in life that fall under that “if someone steals this then god bless them, they obviously need it more than me” category? Well if you are at a point in your life where you are suckling on the teet of a whipped cream can in aisle 9 of a Stop and Shop then god bless you. You need it more than me.
The big question is what was the manager of Stop and Shop thinking trying to stop her by himself? If you happen to come across a gal playing Reddi Whip cans like saxophones in the middle of your store, what part of that scenario leads you to believe that she will listen to reason? Just keep your distance and call the cops, shit call the National Guard. Either that or you might as well just start throwing whipped cream cans at your own head, because we all know that is the ONLY way this scene ends if you try to be a hero.
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I love reading these articles The Real Cape posts. You are hilarious “Hippie”. I like to think of myself as a pretty good writer myself. I come across some pretty strange/special people living in the Hyannis area. I often write down the bizarre interactions I have with these “special” people. I wonder how would I go about being able to write the occasional article for The Real Cape? Please email me Hippie and I will give you a tidbit of my humorous writing ability. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon.
amber wayman google her name shes been arrested quite a few times, including stealing a shopping cart… i expect nothing less from homestead
It’s apparent you’ve done your fair share of hippie crack hippie
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Well, since most of the portuguese fishermen moved out and the wealthy gays moved in to Ptown I figure that there is only about 6 working -class people that need jobs so since there are four of em working that only leaves 2 looking for work. Not bad compared to the rest of the country. This comment supplied in a tongue-in-cheek manner so untwist your panties and try to smile.