Cape Cod Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Missed Connection, Pregnant Lady In Hyannis – You where running and walking for a long time u looked at me every time you pass buy me !!!!

Aw c’mon man! Look we all know it’s hard to get dates on Cape Cod in the middle of the winter but really? How delusional do you have to be to think that the pregnant lady that passes by you is giving you the fuck me eyes? Bro she was probably looking at you weird because she was asking herself what kind of psychopath checks out pregnant ladies.

On the other hand though it is late January in Hy-Town. The pickings are slim and sometimes you gotta roll the dice I guess. At least you know she puts out right? And think of all the money you’ll save on Plan B. Hey, maybe this guy isn’t so dumb after all?

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