In related news the Hyannis police need help locating the Invisible Man.
In international news the Saharan police are trying to locate a grain of sand they say has a warrant.
And finally, in farming news, a haystack has issued an APB on a needle.
Please, if you can help bring any of these criminals to justice act now and contact the authorities.
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Barnstable Police, and they caught me after someone called 911 for a crack pipe mysteriously floating down Main St Hyannis.
So we got it narrowed down to a heavyish person with access to a dark North Face jacket? Man this one is almost cracked! There is a $ reward for info leading to a successful prosecution. So I guess if the D.A. drops the ball you are ass-out on that one.