As a Falmouth guy I was about to get all butthurt about this, but then I realized that it must have been made by high school kids. The Canal Cup? Sand dunes and inferior sports teams? High school kids for sure.
Then I remembered that high school kids are way cooler than me and I got all butthurt again. What a bunch of little pricks with their zest for life and their whole lives ahead of them. Oh well, I guess I’ll go buy a $7 camping chair to make myself feel better about being a schlub from the town of Walmart, Cape Cod.
P.S. How great is it that no matter how much shit we give each other as towns, we all share a sacred bond in our hatred of anything over the bridge.
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Great. I'm from the town of Walmart.
Yeah well they live in the town of "all the tickets are sold out at every other movie theatre".
Yeah well they live in the town of "all the tickets are sold out at every other movie theatre".
Yeah well they live in the town of "all the tickets are sold out at every other movie theatre".
Yeah well they live in the town of "all the tickets are sold out at every other movie theatre".
Heard someone from marion call Falmouth south Brockton, that seemed a little too much
Heard someone from marion call Falmouth south Brockton, that seemed a little too much
I can never decide if I prefer the beaches of OPSS or SDIHSST.
Way too much. It's Hyannis that is Brockton-By-The-Sea.
Way too much. It's Hyannis that is Brockton-By-The-Sea.
lmao wareham should be Rx signs instead
lmao wareham should be Rx signs instead
Yay I'm a hill billy!
Well that's an upgrade…..I'm originally from the town of Walmart but for the last decade have lived in the town of old people and seafood shanty's
there's drugs in them thar Hills Billie
Sandwich? You mean Cape Lite? The only reason to go through Sandwich is to get somewhere else.
Sandwich? You mean Cape Lite? The only reason to go through Sandwich is to get somewhere else.
My hometown, the puddle of rainbows. Well, it fits- or.. fists, rather.
thats funny because i went to Cape Tech in harwich and played football. sandwich was actually not able to have a team because they were hazing kids bad. my team out of the "inferior sports teams towns" was the first cape cod team to make it to the state superbowl in a VERY long time. since then cape football has been very good.