The Shark Attack Shot – Tourists Would Buy 8 Million Of These This Weekend

I have a feeling that we are all thinking the same thing right about now and it’s “I wish that chick would get attacked by a shark ASAP.” Good lord, is she living proof that it doesn’t matter how annoying you are if you are hot or what?

Did you know that AAA predicts that 875,822 Massachusetts residents will travel this weekend? Where do you think most of those people are going? Hey Cape Bartenders, learn this drink by Friday night and you’ll all be millionaires come Monday.