Official Coast Guard Warning – It’s Cold Out

cold – The Coast Guard urges all boaters and outdoor enthusiasts to be prepared on the water as record-setting winter weather continues.

With air temperatures in the single digits and water temperatures at or below freezing, the risks of being in the water are dangerously increased and hypothermia can quickly set in.

In related news the EPA is warning people that staring directly at the sun for hours isn’t good for your eyes. The ATF wants everyone to know that shooting yourself in the face with a gun may lead to injury and the FDA released a study confirming that sprinkling rat poison on your pasta may cause health problems.

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