It Might Become Illegal For You To Bang Someone In Your Own House… Wait, What?


FalmouthPatch – Massachusetts lawmakers are considering a bill that would make it illegal for a divorcing spouse to have sex with someone else in his or her marital home.

Senate Bill 787 was filed by State Sen. Richard Ross, R-Wrentham. He also serves as minority whip. Ross said he filed the bill on behalf of a constituent.

The bill reads: In divorce, separation, or 209A proceedings involving children and a marital home, the party remaining in the home shall not conduct a dating or sexual relationship within the home until a divorce is final and all financial and custody issues are resolved, unless the express permission is granted by the courts.”

Ross said he does not support the bill. “When a constituent requested that I file a free petition on his behalf, I did so,” Ross said in a statement on his Facebook page. “While the proposal is not one that I support, I do support his right to participate in state government.”

There should be a rule that the identity of this “constituent” is public knowledge. If you want to bog down our lawmakers with ridiculous bills proposing that adults would need to get court permission to engage in gland to gland combat, then we should know who you are.

Essentially this could be called the cuckold law. Some dude obviously got booted out of his own house and his wife started getting some strange and doing the no pants dance with him. Probably has some dude wearing his bathrobe and eating his Wheaties right now.

I guarantee that if he needed to expose his identity to do this he’d be way too embarrassed to file this dumb ass petition in the first place and we could have all saved a bunch of time. Get over it pal, if you need the courts to keep your wife from plowing other dudes in your bed then it’s time to pack it in and turn in your man card.

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