Let’s Make The Cape Cod Drink! (Massive Tool Alert!)

What the hell did we just watch? If you need to watch a YouTube video to successfully make a drink with two ingredients than you can get right the fuck off this peninsula. This guy’s squid level is off of the freaking charts. Hey Mr. Bartender teacher guy, it’s not a “Cape Cod”, it’s a “Cape Codder”. Put down the captains hat and the life preserver, walk away slowly, and nobody gets hurt.

P.S. Put that thing in pint glass.

Update: Deja Vu! Morons are everywhere.