Alright parents, it’s time to put down the Jenny McCarthy books and vaccinate your kids. Jokes over, no more medical advice from a Playboy bunny mmmkay? Mmmmkay.
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ACK.net – Vehicles around the state could soon be sporting a Nantucket speciality license plate, if just 500 more people sign up to buy the $40 plate. To date, 1,000 of the 1,500 plates required for the state to begin production have been reserved.
You don’t have to be a Nantucket resident? Posers rejoice! Just kidding, it’s for a good cause…
CLICK HERE to order your ACK plates
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It’s come to our attention that Cape Cod native Jessica Strohm will be a contestant in the Miss Massachusetts Pageant this year. From the looks of things she should represent the peninsula just fine, there’s really only one question…
The Pageant committee isn’t going to bother going through the entire rigmarole of actually putting this pageant on this year are they? Save some time and energy and just hand over the tiara, this one isn’t even gonna be close!
Since it’s our duty to keep you updated on what’s happening in the world of Cape Cod, we here at The Real Cape pledge to you, our readers, that we will be following this very closely, making sure to cover all the angles, finding all of the photos, because… you know… research…
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Woah, woah, woah, woah… Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don’t like is that the little boy didn’t look for the ball until the next day, he didn’t put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited.
That little boys gotta think, you got a ball… you got a responsibility. If your ball gets stolen by a fox you don’t call it quits and look the next day, you get your ass in those woods and you FIND THAT FUCKING BALL.
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MVTimes.com – This week, the Massachusetts Air National Guard announced that five F-15 fighter jets from Barnes Air National Guard Base in Westfield would fly over areas of eastern and southeastern Massachusetts at low altitudes — between 1,000 and 5,000 feet — early Thursday morning as part of a pre-planned media event. It was announced that the flight path would include Bedford, Salem, Boston, Norwood, Foxboro, Nantucket and Martha’s Vineyard. The fighter jets were expected to pass over the Vineyard at 8:47 am at an altitude of 5,000 feet, according to a press release.
But the F-15s never showed, much to the disappointment of Islanders waiting, watching and looking skyward. Lt. Colonel Sean Halbrook told The Times that the F-15s only flew as far as Cape Cod due to time and fuel constraints. The jets took off late and were unable to rendezvous with a tanker, he said.
So, first they postponed this thing from Wednesday until Thursday, then they take off late and don’t have enough gas to finish the trip? What the hell is the department of defense doing? Is that yearly 526 billion dollar budget all spent up already? You’re spending over $10 million an hour in Afghanistan and we can’t finish one stinkin’ flyover without running out of gas on our own side of the pond?
This is America not North Korea god damn it, let’s act like it! We don’t schedule big dick waving displays with our bad ass weaponry and not follow through with them. Especially after you tell the taxpayers they’re gonna get some jet fuel to the face. Remember who paid for the gas in those jets in the first place there Uncle Sam. If you promise us F-15 fighter jets at 8 a.m. then we want those F-15’s on time and served with coffee and a side of hash brow… I mean freedom fries! ‘Merica!
P.S. The F-15 has been around since 1972. Shouldn’t we be on like the F-327 by now? Are we due for an upgrade yet? When’s our contract up?
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Not too shabby, he got pretty weird there for a minute trying to shove the bag into an old Atari. Then he got dow… WAIT! Is that? Can it be? Yes! It’s him…
It’s over, the battle is over before it started! Ladies and gentlemen, hailing from Bethesda Maryland and reviewing Cape Cod Chips Back Bay Crab Seasoning Chips, it’s the undisputed champion of the snack review world. ROBERT DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
“Hi everybody, Robert Dyer and welcome… WELCOME!”
We’ve said this before but we’ll say it again. Appreciate what you are witnessing here kids. Seeing Robert Dyer do reviews in his prime is like getting to see Babe Ruth set the home run record. Greatness like this only comes along once every few generations. Soak it in.
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Boston.com – There may be no town in Massachusetts as gay-friendly as Provincetown. From the bars to the leather shops on Commercial Street to the nude beaches, the town at the tip of Cape Cod is out and proud. If it did have competition for gay-friendliest town in the state, it would probably be Northampton, which arguably has more lesbian couples per capita than any other community in the nation.
But, according to the Human Rights Campaign, these two towns, along with Northampton’s ultraliberal neighbor Amherst, pale in comparison to cities such as Worcester and Boston when it comes to protecting the rights of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender residents. If you assumed the opposite, well, that’s just part of the problem.
So according to some study with lots of numbers and charts Worcester is more gay friendly than Provincetown? Ummm… I’m going to have to go ahead and beg to differ. There is absolutely zero chance that the people who did this study, nor the author of this boston.com article, have spent any time in either P-Town or Wormtown. I can prove this study is 100% wrong by using a super sensitive and detailed algorithm known as OPENING YOUR EYES AND LOOKING AROUND.
What are they basing this proclamation on you ask? Well, there’s this…
Provincetown does not have an LGBT liaison to the city executive or a human rights commission to represent and advocate on behalf of the town’s LGBT citizens. Perhaps at the center of these gaps in equality efforts, the municipality also received no points for city leadership on pro-equality legislative or policy efforts.
Ha ha ha ha! P-Town doesn’t have an LGBT liason to advocate on behalf of the gays? Are you shitting me? Does anyone think that they actually need one? No points for pro-equality legislative or policy efforts? Is this the bizarro world? Provincetown’s ENTIRE policy is to be as gay as humanly possible all day every day in every aspect of everything. Places like Worcester might need pro gay legislation, but P-Town needs pro gay legislation about as much as I need Ebola, I’m pretty sure they are doing just fine.
I’ve heard quite a few things in my day, but saying Worcester is more gay friendly than Provincetown because Worcester passed a couple of pro gay laws and has one gay dude that they made into a “liason” might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Don’t you dare tell us our gay town isn’t still the gayest town in Massachusetts. We will out gay anyone! Our gays are the gayest gays in the history of gay! We will run big gay circles around the competition!
WE’RE HERE, WE’RE QUE…. OK you get the point.
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