Call off the search, we finally found the guy who has it all figured out.
thanks to Justin for the pic
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When Cape life has you down and it seems like this peninsula is going to shit. Just remember… this place you live in? People wait in hours of traffic just to visit that place for a few days. Remember that… and smile.
thanks to RPV for the pic
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CCT – A New Bedford man is accused of threatening to beat up his son’s Little League coach during a game because the child was held out of the first inning for missing practice.
Guy Face, 34, pleaded not guilty Thursday in Falmouth District Court to charges of assault, threatening to commit a crime, disorderly conduct and driving with a suspended license, court records state.
At about 6 p.m. May 25, Corscadden came to the Falmouth Little League fields on Gifford Street, where a game between two teams of children aged 8 to 10 was getting under way in front of dozens of spectators. According to reports, Corscadden entered one of the dugouts and began to yell at the coach, using vulgar language and threats. A Falmouth police officer who was there to watch his son play witnessed the event and heard Corscadden shout “I’m going to knock your teeth out!” and, “You better watch when you’re back in the street!”
Hey listen, if you want to enter the hot stove of competitive sports and coach little league on Cape Cod you’re going to have to learn what it takes to win. The 8-10 year old league is no time for life lessons, leave that shit for T-Ball and win some ball games will ya? These kids are old enough to know that only losers are held responsible for their actions.
Look, I’m not saying this guy was 100% right, you gotta let the coach do his thing. All I’m saying is that if the coach starts letting stupid shit like morals and integrity get in the way of winning little league games, then maybe he should get his teeth knocked out. It’s perfectly reasonable for someone in such a high profile position to have to “watch his back in the street” when he doesn’t produce championships. That’s the trade off for life in the little league spotlight and the fame and fortune that comes with it.
P.S. Practice? We talkin ’bout Practice!? Not a game… practice.
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That Range Rover wasn’t gonna buy itself.
thanks to Derek for the pic
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Here’s an update on the story we broke last night as a result of our diligent and relentless investigative journalism…
We are hearing a steering line went in the Pied Piper causing the grounding. It floated off the rocks on its own around 2 a.m. and is now on straps at Falmouth Marine.
We’ve also been told that the crew wasn’t very pleasant to the passengers. Apparently what little communication they provided was in the form of yelling at everyone. Not so sure you can blame them, I don’t think I’d be in a very good mood if I just drove a boat aground either.
P.S. No word on who won Miss Booze Cruise 2015, but thank the dear lord Baby Jesus, John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell are both accounted for and all the Hoes are just fine.
This story is unfolding in real time, we will keep this updated as we get more news and images… No word on whether or not The Heart Of The Ocean Diamond has been accounted for…
UPDATE: Apparently the Pied Piper ran aground at Grassy Island in Woods Hole. The Coast Guard is offloading passengers in life vests at The WHOI dock nearby…
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Nothing worse than going on vacation and coming home to find out an Osprey built a 3 bedroom townhouse on the bow of your boat. Good thing it wasn’t a Piping Plover or the National Seashore would probably seize your rig through eminent domain and rope off half the harbor. The struggle is real here on Cape Cod.
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