Cape Cod Virtual Yard Sale Ad Of The Day – Grandma’s Ashes

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I probably would have offered a discount for orphans, but other than that this seems pretty legit. Gotta do what you gotta do to expand your Richard Simmons collection.

As with every joke post on CCVYS, the best part is the people with a touch of Aspergers getting all serious in the comments. Like this dude…

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Imagine going through life so blind that you can’t tell that this ad is a joke? I’m not one to fear monger, but people with no sense of humor scare the ever loving shit out of me. We should really implant sarcasm detectors into these people when they’re babies, kinda like we do with GPS microchips in puppies, or one day they are going to take over the world and paint the sky gray.

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Cape Official Indicted On Three More Counts Of Larceny From Disabled Veterans

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CapeCodTimes.com – A former corporate officer of the Cape Cod chapter of Disabled American Veterans Inc. is facing additional larceny charges, according to a press release issued by Attorney General Maura Healey.

Richard Trott Sr., 64, of East Sandwich was indicted Thursday by a Barnstable County Grand Jury on three counts of larceny of more than $250 by continuous scheme. He is scheduled to be arraigned April 6.

“This defendant allegedly abused his position and stole tens of thousands of dollars from an organization that assists disabled veterans and their families,” Healey said in a prepared statement. “We cannot allow these kinds of acts to undermine the good work organizations like these do to help our veterans.”

The new charges follow an indictment a year ago. In January of 2014, Trott pleaded not guilty to allegedly stealing $125,000 of the organization’s money between 2009 and 2011.

A follow up investigation showed Trott allegedly diverted funds from the DAV accounts into other veterans organizations controlled by him, including Disabled Veterans Association of Cape Cod and the Islands and withdrew thousands of dollars of those funds for his personal use, according to Healey’s office.

We wrote about this guy back in early December when he was first indicted and I have to say we were a little surprised by the response. I would have thought this would cause some serious outrage. Our articles about oyster thieves and diddlers get thousands of shares and comments but you know how many the original article about “Tricky” Dick Trott Sr. got? THREE.

What’s up with that? Does nobody care about disabled veterans? I would have thought stealing from them would be kinda frowned upon. We were all ready to declare this guy Cape Cod enemy #1, but I guess stealing from people who were injured fighting for their country isn’t nearly as important as whether a dress is blue or white?

Who knows, maybe the original story was overshadowed by something else. Either way, there is still time. Does anyone else think that “Tricky” Dick Trott Jr. belongs in the Cape Cod Hall of Shame?

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Kale Soup Contest Update: Better Off Dead and TV Cameras

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Yup, things just got real. Turns out we’ll be shooting some footage for the Real Cape TV show on Sunday at  the 2nd annual Real Cape Kale Soup Contest so break out your freshest party gear because we are having a Cape Cod throwdown. Live acoustic Dead music, the best Kale soups on the peninsula, all kinds of raffles, prizes and other cool stuff await! Get down to The Beach House on Sunday from 1 – 5 and vote for your favorite Kale Soup.

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We had two cancellations so there are a couple spots available if anyone else wants to enter for a chance to become the Cape Cod king or queen of Kale. Email us at [email protected] to grab a spot.

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Sandwich Police Looking For A Dude Who Stole $400 Worth Of Teeth Whitener

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Sandwich Police – A Male subject, image included, entered CVS Pharmacy (Quaker Meeting House) on 02/07/2014 at approximately 19:20 hours. The subject walked around several aisles while placing crest white strips into a CVS basket. Subject exited the store taking $406.95 worth of dental products.

Suspect:
white male; light colored hair, chinstrap beard and mustache wearing a dark colored outer puffy coat over a dark colored hooded sweat shirt (hood up and down) with a chest logo, and dark pants. Approximate age 25-30, weight 170 to 190.

If you have any information, please e-mail us at [email protected] or call us at 508 888-1212.

This dude either has the whitest teeth on planet earth, or he’s planning on going to England and becoming the Robin Hood of bad teeth. Either way he needs to be found and locked up. You have to be a raving lunatic to put that much of an effort into stealing teeth whitener. Dude, a dentist, ever hear of it?

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These Nantucket “Slurpee Waves” Are The Best Thing To Come From This Winter

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Photo by Jonathan Nimerfroh

StayWildMagazine.com – Dang! Have you ever seen waves get so cold they turn to slurpee? We haven’t. So when surfer/photographer/Stay Wild contributor Jonathan Nimerfrohshowed us these sweet shots he captured in Nantucket we had to share.

When we asked Jonathan what the fawk this was all about he said, “Just been super cold here. The harbor to the main land is frozen solid. No boats running.But yea, the day after I took these it actually froze up the shoreline for 200 yards out. Solid ice. I was totally tripping when I pulled up to the beach and saw this.”

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Ok, that’s it, this shit isn’t funny anymore. We give up Mother Nature, call off your dogs. When waves in the open ocean start freezing on Nantucket it’s time to throw in the towel. I thought we were looking at still shots from Rudolph. When I was scrolling through the photos I kept half expecting the next one to have the Abominable Snowman hanging ten.

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Falmouth Man Arrested While Getting A Haircut At A Barbershop

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CapeNews.net – Mr. Averett was getting his hair cut at Andy’s Barber Shop in Falmouth Plaza when he was arrested. He was wanted on a Falmouth District Court warrant for disturbing the peace, vandalizing property, assaulting a police officer, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and multiple drug charges.

We have a staunch record of defending the police on this site, but this is inhumane treatment. You’ve gotta let a dude finish getting his hair cut before you arrest his ass. Americans have some inalienable rights and I’m pretty sure the right to not walk around with half a haircut is one them (or if not, it should be). Arrest him when the cape comes off, at the register, on the way out, whenever, but at least wait until the man gets his neck cleaned up, that’s what sets us apart from the animals for christ’s sake.

This incident got us thinking about other everyday tasks that it’s wrong to arrest someone during. Here is the top 5…

  1. Taking a shit
  2. Taking a shower
  3. Having sex
  4. Getting a haircut
  5. Drinking in public

I admit that #5 may be a bit of a stretch, but it was worth a shot. Let’s just call it artistic license.

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A Vineyard Guy Found Another One Of Those WHOI Messages In A Bottle

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MVT – Justin LaVigne of Edgartown has discovered that the joys of beachcombing are many and varied, even in winter. His most recent find will help scientists to understand the vagaries of ocean currents.

“I really had to work to open it,” he said. “I wanted to keep the bottle intact.” He decided to use a corkscrew and chopsticks rather than a hammer. His strategy was successful.

The message inside the bottle, dated Sept. 19, 1959, requested that the finder return the card inside to the “Coast and Geodetic Survey,” known now as part of the Northeast Fisheries Science Center (NEFSC), affiliated with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in Woods Hole.

So I was halfway through writing about this when I was struck by deja vu. Sure enough after a search I found that we had already written about these same bottles. These things are everywhere, here is what we had to say about it the last time…

BOSTON — It was April 1956, and the No. 1 song was Elvis Presley’s “Heartbreak Hotel.” At the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution on Cape Cod, scientist Dean Bumpus was busy releasing glass bottles in a large stretch of the Atlantic Ocean.
Nearly 58 years later, a biologist studying grey seals off Nova Scotia found one of the bottles in a pile of debris on a beach, 300 miles from where it was released.

“It was almost like finding treasure in a way,” Warren Joyce said Friday.

The drift bottle was among thousands dumped in the Atlantic Ocean between 1956 and 1972 as part of Bumpus’ study of surface and bottom currents. About 10 percent of the 300,000 bottles have been found over the years.

This is a cute story right up until you read the part about this scientist throwing 300,000 bottles into the ocean. Dude, that’s not science, that’s fucking LITTERING. Imagine what else scientists were doing in 1956 if they were dumping massive amounts of garbage in the ocean to study tides?

I’ve always wondered how the ocean could be so huge yet still contain so much sea glass. It just never seemed to add up to me. Well here is the answer folks. Most likely that sea glass collection you’ve got going isn’t from random bottles, they’re from an ill advised 50’s era science experiment. You might as well be collecting vials of DDT or making balloon animals with chlorofluorocarbons.

This is quite the reminder of how much the world has changed. If you were caught dumping 300,000 glass bottles into the ocean today you would be put in jail for the rest of your life. They’d probably give you the electric chair if you did it within 200 yards of a Piping Plover School Zone.

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