You: big, tall man with go-tee, nice beer belly, wearing jeans, work boots, long- sleeve tee, and baseball cap. You were pondering the selection in the pasta aisle.
Some men at like spaghetti. They’re straight until you get it hot.
First things first, no I do not cruise the Craigslist Missed Connections M4M section. This was emailed to us by a reader. I did accidentally go on a date with a dude in San Francisco once but that is a story for another time.
Let’s look at this description again: big, tall, go-tee (phenomenal spelling BTW), nice beer belly, jeans, work boots, T-shirt and baseball cap. Literally the only thing on that list that could in any way discern this guy from every other guy on Cape Cod in December is that he is tall. There are short men here. Good luck finding this dude, you are searching for a needle in a haystack. A fat needle, but a needle nonetheless.
P.S. I assure you that most men that look like what you just described are not anything “like spaghetti”.
P.P.S. Not on the Falmouth end of The Cape anyway.
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