Craigslist – Sell your panties ? (Plymouth)

compensation: Yes

Hi I am interested in discreetly buying your worn/dirty panties. Not picky about age or panty style. Please be in the upper cape, south shore area.Thanks

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

When I was checking The Real Cape email this morning and I came across this ad sent in by a reader I was struck by deja vu. I did a quick search and sure enough we already wrote about this pantie sniffer back in June. That means this guy either has the largest dirty pantie collection in North America by now, or that he’s having a hard time finding sellers.

Ladies, I don’t know what you’re thinking, this is the deal of the century. If dirty boxers were worth money I could retire tomorrow. Of all my worldly possessions the one thing that I consistently have plenty of is dirty underwear. Wait, maybe I should start wearing panties? He says age and style doesn’t matter, I wonder if that includes granny panties soiled by Hippie nuts? I only wish I had thought of this in June, I’d be retired by now.

P.S. ladies, please don’t actually try to sell this guy your panties, there’s a 137% chance the transaction will end with you chained to the oil tank in his basement.

thanks to Chris for the tip

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CapeCodOnline.com – House of Bud’s, a local dive bar known for its eclectic musical guests, closed Friday after the building was sold, according to the brokers that arranged the sale.

When a Times reporter called House of Bud’s on Tuesday, a recording indicated that the bar had closed.

It’s always a sad day when we lose an institution. House of Bud’s has been there in one incarnation or another for a long time. Bud’s made it all the way to the Great Eight round in our Cape Cod Dive Bar Madness last winter, and if you remember how heated that tournament was, you know that was no easy feat. It may have gone even deeper had it not run into an eventual finalist in The Fox Hole.

For people that live west of Hyannis it was always a good place to have a beer after shopping to cleanse the “malliness” out of you bones. You will be missed Bud.

P.S. Is it time for another Dive Bar Tournament?

 

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VineyardGazette.com – On a clear day, Chappaquiddick’s Little Neck is all sky, and marshland and grassy dunes. Look out over the glassy expanse of Cape Pogue Bay and you’ll see shellfishermen dredging for scallops and gulls congregating along the sandy shoreline.

But underlying that peaceful scene are an unknown number of unexploded practice bombs, some of which have come to light in recent years as the dunes erode and shorelines shift.

“This area is littered with three-pound practice bombs,” said Chris Kennedy, superintendent of The Trustees of Reservations, late last week at the barrier beach.

For many years, the Trustees have closed the 62-acre property off to the public to protect them from the munitions, which were dropped there as part of target practice during World War II. Now, an effort of the Army Corps of Engineers to remove the ordnances may make it possible to open the property once again.

Since late 2008, at least 602 munitions, in whole or in part, have been found at Cape Pogue, 88 of which contained explosives. The most dangerous practice bombs contain spotting charges, which were designed to detonate upon impact.

I can’t wait until some wacko comes out of the woodwork to protest this. I’d bet anything that there is someone out there pissed off that they are going to dig around in a wetland and disturb the environment and I can not wait to hear their reasoning. We live in such an upside down world I honestly don’t know who would win in a battle between live explosive retrieval so humans don’t get blown up and disturbing a Piping Plover nest. That’s a fairly even match up these days.

What I do know is that there’s no reason for the Army Corps of Engineers to waste their time with this. All they need to do is tell Ack Ack’s father he can keep the shells to sell in his Army Surplus store and he’ll make him go out there and dig them all up for free…

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My god man, put down the phone and grab onto something will you? Not to mention, if you spent a little less time shooting video and a little more time painting we might not have to sit in 8 hours of traffic over the holidays.

P.S. He has to be wondering why the other video we posted went from 8 views to over 4,300 in like an hour right?

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ACK.net – Nantucket’s own Meghan Trainor has been nominated for Grammy Awards in the Record of the Year and Song of the Year categories for her hit “All About That Bass,” a song that reached number one on Billboard’s Hot 100 and iTunes.

The nominations for the 57th annual Grammys were announced last week by Ed Sheeran and Pharrell Williams on “CBS This Morning.”

Trainor’s song is up against “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea featuring Charli XCX, “Chandelier” by Sia, “Stay With Me” (Darkchild Version) by Sam Smith, and “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift for Record of the Year, awarded to the performer and production team of a song.

That’s what I’m talking about! Megatron 4 life!

Meghan Trainor is a shoo in to win these awards. I am 100% sure of this even though I didn’t understand a single word in that third paragraph. I’m pretty sure a “Chandelier” by Sia is a new model of Korean compact car, but other than that I’m lost. I am sure of one thing though, Meghan Trainor is the only one nominated that went to Nauset High School, and that’s good enough for me.

Meghan Trainor returned the pride in having junk in your trunk for girls everywhere, now it’s time to bring a Grammy victory to the Cape.

P.S. To be totally honest I do know who Taylor Swift is and she is oddly engaging in a clumsy baby giraffe sort of way. She’s like watching a car crash except the car is out of control but never actually crashes. Her strut kinda reminds of that chick that took a flu shot and can only walk backwards now…

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CapeCodOnline.com – Ethan Genter – Sirens blared and lights flashed as dozens of police cruisers and fire engines from across the Cape pulled into the Festival Plaza on Sunday afternoon.

But instead of fighting fires or criminals, the officers and firefighters were unloading collected toys for the 19th annual Toys for Tots “Stuff-A-Bus” toy drive.

Organizer Mary Ellen Harrington had hoped the collection would beat last year’s toy total of 23,466. And as of last night her hopes were realized, with a new record of 31,844 toys collected – 16,069 of which came from Cape public safety departments, according to organizers.

31,844 toys, and every single one of them stays on Cape Cod. That is just about enough to give a toy to every single kid on this peninsula that is under the age of 18. Incredible. When you consider that nowhere near all of those kids are actually in need, this pretty much means that as long as these toys are distributed well, not one child on Cape Cod will go without multiple presents this Christmas. That is pretty friggin’ cool.

Seeing such remarkable achievements as a result of the community working together makes me wonder how we ever let anything divide us. Politics divide us, drugs divide us, economics divide us, fun police divide us, the environment divides us, but look what happens when we come together instead of splintering apart. Amazing things happen. There is an incredible amount of power in people when they work together. Maybe we should try to remember that for more than one month a year and stop suing each other over every decision the majority makes just because we don’t like it.

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year! The Brazen Belles are hosting their Winter Spectacular this Thursday – Saturday at The Land Fall in Woods Hole. If you haven’t seen our local Cape Cod burlesque troupe yet then we would highly advise you get out to one of these shows. We are running out of adjectives to describe just how entertaining a Belles show is so here’s an invitation straight from the girls…

(You can read our original review of the Belles HERE)

Get your heart on this Holiday season and join us for our 3rd annual Winter Spectacular. Featuring the amazing Ela Rogers with your host Curtis Suede. 

Always aiming to please,The Belles bring a variety of talents: singing, dancing, acting, wit, sass, and of course seduction to the stage. Every show includes a mixture of racy retro costumes, chorus line kicks, slapstick antics, sultry dance moves, and physical comedy skits. A troupe of dangerous flirts, rowdy rabble-rousers, and saucy comediennes, we will have you laughing, lusting, and longing for more.

Queens of the corset, sirens of the stage, dolls of the dance floor, WE ARE YOUR VILLAGE VAUDEVILLE.

Get your tickets now at Eight Cousins Books, The Landfall or online at: www.bellestickets.com

 

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