EDITORS NOTE: This post was originally written last December, we are republishing it because there was shitstorm after The Glitter Ginger’s post this morning.
This real talk might cause a bit of a stir, but that’s why it’s called real talk. Someone needs to say this. We should switch what is called the “Upper Cape” and the “Lower Cape”. It makes no sense whatsoever. The “Upper Cape” has a lower latitude coordinate than the “Lower Cape”. Game, set, match.
By most accounts the upper, lower thing is left over from nautical terms and the fact that traveling down wind would generally take you in a south westerly direction. Another theory is that the train stations were listed with the furthest towns at the top. Leading to a sense of going “down” when traveling from P-Town to Bourne. Well that’s just stupid. We’ve had cars and roads for over a hundred years now, it’s time to let go of the past.
Residents here get a kick out of tourists getting confused by what is the “Upper Cape” and what is the “Lower Cape”, but be honest with yourself, you would get it wrong the first time too. If New York called the southern part of their state “Upstate” and the northern part “Downstate” we would crucify them for it. It would make no sense.
Look I’m all for history, unless it’s stupid. Fenway Park is a lovely historic park but it still sucks to sit in chairs that were designed when the average person was 5′ 4″ and 138 pounds. If you think objectively and rationally about what the Upper Cape should be and you picture Woods Hole then you are deranged.
So I propose we fix this crap and bring ourselves into the 21st century. What would it really take anyway? Rename a couple of High Schools and Lumber Yards and call it a day. There is just no reason that in this modern and civilized society, that Harwich and Chatham should be “lower” than Falmouth and Mashpee.
P.S. ANYONE that brings the arm argument up should be stoned in the town square, this is grown folk talk, go sit at the kids table.
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