Hey Martha’s Vineyard Quahogs, Who’s Your Daddy?

The Real Cape masters the art of bivalve foreplay…

The Real Cape took a little trip to Martha’s Vineyard the other day. I’m not one to brag but we were better than Wilt Chamberlain when it comes to daddying illegitimate children. By the time we were done we had fathered millions of shellfish. I had to take some penicillin as a pre emptive strike against red tide.