Cape Cod Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Sell Your Panties?

Craigslist – Sell your panties ? (Plymouth)

compensation: Yes

Hi I am interested in discreetly buying your worn/dirty panties. Not picky about age or panty style. Please be in the upper cape, south shore area.Thanks

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

When I was checking The Real Cape email this morning and I came across this ad sent in by a reader I was struck by deja vu. I did a quick search and sure enough we already wrote about this pantie sniffer back in June. That means this guy either has the largest dirty pantie collection in North America by now, or that he’s having a hard time finding sellers.

Ladies, I don’t know what you’re thinking, this is the deal of the century. If dirty boxers were worth money I could retire tomorrow. Of all my worldly possessions the one thing that I consistently have plenty of is dirty underwear. Wait, maybe I should start wearing panties? He says age and style doesn’t matter, I wonder if that includes granny panties soiled by Hippie nuts? I only wish I had thought of this in June, I’d be retired by now.

P.S. ladies, please don’t actually try to sell this guy your panties, there’s a 137% chance the transaction will end with you chained to the oil tank in his basement.

thanks to Chris for the tip