12 Of Our Facebook Fans Are Pirates

Would you look at that, I was checking out our Facebook fan demographics and found out that we’ve got fans that are pirates. Given the change of the Cape’s demographics in the last few hundred years I really would have thought we’d have more Brazilian fans than swashbucklers but hey, a fan is a fan.

Anyway, this gave me an idea. As most of you know by now I’ve got a shark after me, so if any of you pirates are willing to help a brother out by hunting it down and killing it for me could you drop me a line? I may not be able to pay as much booty as you normally make pillaging but it would be much appreciated.

P.S. Does anyone know if GoFundMe has a “Raise money to pay a pirate to hunt and kill the shark that is stalking me” category? Maybe Kickstarter?