Cape Cod Hospital Doctor Suspended For Performing A Colonoscopy While Drunk

By Hippie

23 Nov

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Barnstable Patrtiot – A former Cape Cod Hospital doctor had her license to practice suspended indefinitely on Nov. 19 after she admitted to performing a colonoscopy on a patient while she was drunk.

The Massachusetts Board of Registration in Medicine said Friday that it took action against Dr. Kathleen E. Koehler after she admitted to the ethical breach in the medical procedure. The complaint against her says she performed the drunken colonoscopy on March 4, 2013.

Koehler is a graduate of the Albert Einstein School of Medicine Yeshiva University and has been a licensed physician in Massachusetts since 1985. She is board certified in internal medicine and gastroenterology. Her most recent employer was Cape Cod Hospital, according to the board.

Wait, is there a better time to do a colonoscopy than after a few drinks? Listen, there’s a ton of medical procedures I want my doctor sober for, but a colonoscopy just isn’t one of them. Have some drinks doc, smoke a little weed, light some incense and dim the lights. If you’re gonna stick something up my butt I’d much rather you make yourself comfortable and set the mood first. Who wants an uptight sober person putting something in their anal cavity in some bright, stale room? I’ll take my colonoscopy from a buzzed up doctor in a dark room with tapestries and lava lamps every time thank you.

Yup, I’m siding with the doc on this one. If we start firing people every time they get a little tipsy and try to perform a colonoscopy, we’ll have a bunch of unemployed husbands when they get home tonight after the Pats game.

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The Real Cape and Naukabout Beer are Hosting A Wing Eating Contest – Cash Prize!

By Hippie

21 Nov

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Do you like football, beer, good food, laughing, how about free stuff? Well then keep reading…

That’s right folks. Sunday November 30th The Real Cape and Naukabout beer are hosting a wing eating contest at Taste Of Asia on rte. 130 in Sandwich. Come on down to watch the Patriots beat the Packers on the 4 big screen TV’s and watch us crown the king of wings! (or queen)

As always with our events, no fun police allowed and be prepared to have an absolute blast, we’ve got all kinds of games and other things up our sleeves for all day, including a few guest bartenders and chances to get some free stuff.

The party starts for the one o’clock games with .50 cent wings all day, beer specials, and giveaways from both the Naukabout guys and The Real Cape crew. The Patriots are the four o’clock game and the wing eating contest will be at halftime. Come see if anyone can eat more wings than our own Insane Tony, the 2 time defending quahog eating champion, as well as Arthur Bonzarelli, in a minute and 30 seconds.

  • First prize: $100 cash
  • 2nd prize: $50 gift certificate
  • 3rd prize: Wailers ticket

There are only 10 spots in the contest and they will fill up fast so if you want in make sure to email us a request to info@therealcape.com ASAP.

If you like football, beer, good food, laughing and freebies then The Taste of Asia is the place to be on Sunday November 30th!

Join the Facebook event page HERE

Like the Taste of Asia Facebook page HERE

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Mashpee Duo Arrested For Shoplifting From Dennis Radio Shack – Seriously? Radio Shack?

By Hippie

21 Nov

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CapeCodOnline.com – Two Mashpee residents have been ordered held on $2,500 bail each on charges related to an alleged shoplifting incident Wednesday at the Radio Shack at Patriot Square in South Dennis, according to Orleans District Court records.

At around 11:25 a.m. Wednesday, the pair is alleged to have taken about $650 in products from the electronics store in the Route 134 plaza, a Dennis police report says. The couple were seen leaving the area in a dark green Chevrolet Cavalier. Yarmouth police, who had learned of the alleged shoplifting incident, stopped the car on Long Pond Road in South Yarmouth. The products missing from the South Dennis store are alleged to have been in the pair’s possession.

The most surprising part of this is that Radio Shack still exists. I would have thought they went out of business once the days of shoving coat hangers in rabbit ear antennas were over.

I’m not so sure that I believe the numbers in this report. How do you even steal $650 worth of crap from a Radio Shack? What did they take, a Texas Instruments calculator, a universal remote, and 578 cable splitters?

Hey guys, 1983 called and they want their prime shoplifting location back.

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The Wailers “Legend” Show In Hyannis Is Less Than Two Weeks Away!

By Hippie

21 Nov

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Who’s ready to get irie!? We are getting really excited for this show, and judging by ticket sales, a ton of other people are too. This is going to be an incredible night of amazing music and great people.

To buy Advance tix online CLICK HERE ($30 in advance, $40 at the door) or scroll down to find a location near you to buy them in person.

The tickets are moving fast, so make sure you get them soon to get the advance price. Or you can get tickets in person to avoid internet fees at Mocean in Mashpee Commons, Spinnaker Records on Main St. in Hyannis, The Dead Zone in South Yarmouth or The Beach House in North Falmouth. The show is 18+ and is at Pufferbellies (why Pufferbellies? CLICK HERE), Selectah Niko Onedrop will be opening the night at 7 p.m. and The Wailers take the stage at 8 p.m. so it’ll be over early since it’s a Thursday night.

In case you don’t know what we are talking about, we are bringing The Wailers to Cape Cod (Hyannis) to play the Legend album in its entirety in less than two weeks. Seriously, the entire album, in order. Just look at this songlist…

1. Is This Love
2. No Woman, No Cry
3. Could You Be Loved
4. Three Little Birds
5. Buffalo Soldier
6. Get Up, Stand Up
7. Stir It Up
8. One Love/People Get Ready
9. I Shot The Sheriff
10. Waiting In Vain
11. Redemption Song
12. Satisfy My Soul
13. Exodus
14. Jammin

Here’s a video of a recent Wailers show, they are sounding better than ever…

This show is selling faster than anything we’ve done so be sure to get your tickets in advance HERE

Be sure to join the Facebook event page HERE for updates

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Turnip For What?! – It’s Eastham Turnip Festival Time Again!

By Hippie

21 Nov

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Eastham Library – The Turnip Festival House Band, also known as the Higher Ground String Band, will entertain us throughout the day. The culinary cornerstone of the Fest is the ever popular Turnip Cook-Off. Who will be crowned Turnip Queen or Turnip King? Who can peel a turnip the fastest?  Mr. Turnip Head Contest (decorate a turnip for a chance to win prizes).

This celebration of all that is turnip will be held rain or shine, so join the festivities! ADMISSION IS
FREE!

Saturday, November 22, 2014
1:00 – 4:00 p.m.
Nauset Regional High School
100 Cable Road, Eastham

Let me tell you a little something. The residents of Eastham are darn lucky I can’t make this event, because everyone who’s anyone knows I was born in a turnip field with a turnip in my hand. I would turnip peel circles around the competition at this thing, turn right around and take first place with my turnip casserole.

Then by the time we were done dirty dancing to the Turnip Band, the Turnip Queen would be pregnant with turnip twins. They don’t call me ol’ turnip toes for nothing . It’s just a damn shame that I’m going to have to miss out on what is certain to be the party of the year in Eastham.

P.S. Not gonna lie, it moved a little when I first saw the photo of that Mrs. Turnip Tranny with the hair weave.

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Sandwich Brickyard Unearthed By Erosion – Location Had Been Mystery For 100 Years

By Hippie

21 Nov

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CBS – Erosion is a bitter enemy to many residents along the coast of New England. But in the Cape Cod town of Sandwich, erosion has taken on the role of archaeologist.

“It’s bittersweet,” says Sandwich Historical Commission member Lisa Hassler, “Because we’re losing land, but at the same time, we’ve just found a very significant historical site.”

The erosion has exposed the old Sandwich brickyard. Red bricks can now be seen buried in clay and sand – it’s a mystery solved. The location of the brickyard has been unknown for at least a hundred years. And the brickyard played a prominent role in the War of 1812.

original article HERE by George Brennan

The location has been unknown for at least a hundred years huh? I’ve got news for the historical commission and these reporters. There’s at least one person that has known EXACTLY where that brickyard was for a while now. Namely, the guy that excavated the hole for that house that’s sitting right on top of it.

That dude and half of his friends probably have sweet brick fire pits in their yards that were built out of pieces of Sandwich history that he dug up. Little do they know that they’ve been drinking beers next to two hundred year old Cape Cod relics all this time.

I’m going out on a limb and guessing that the excavator guy didn’t realize he found the brickyard that saved Sandwich from invasion during the war of 1812. Does anyone that’s not a historian know anything about the war of 1812?

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Bourne Police Looking To Identify Dude Who Stole Peoples Keys From Rink Locker Room And Robbed Their Cars

By Hippie

20 Nov

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BPD Facebook – The Bourne Police Department is looking for information regarding the identity of the male in the attached surveillance images. These images were taken this morning at Gallo Ice Arena on Sandwich Rd.

The male in the video is suspected of entering the ice area, removing car keys from multiple lockers and proceeding to the parking lot where he used the keys to gain entry into the vehicles and steal items from them. The male is then seen leaving the area in what appears to be a new model dark colored Honda Civic Coupe.

When looking at the image please pay close attention to the sneakers, clothing, and vehicle. The second image shows the male entering the rink with a hockey stick and a garbage bag to blend in with the skaters at the rink.

Please contact the department at 508-759-4451 if you have any information that can lead to the identification of this person. You can also private message us or email us at bournepd@townofbourne.com . Please do not put names in the comments. Thank-you for your assistance.

Are you shitting me? Our keys aren’t safe in the locker room while we are playing hockey now? This is getting ridiculous, someone please ID this guy so they can lock him away. The hockey rink is a sacred place around here, the locker room is a sacred institution no matter where it is. This can not stand!

This guy should be praying the police find him first. Imagine if the guys he robbed while they were playing pick up hockey got a hold of him? They’d beat him with his own stick and put him in that trash bag he walked in with.

 

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