Wareham Woman Breaks Into Edgartown Home And Has A Yardsale

CapeCodTimes.com – Police are looking for household items a Wareham woman allegedly got rid of at a yard sale after she took them from a home on the island, according to a statement posted on the Edgartown police department’s Facebook page.

Wareham Wanda was arrested on April 17, after police responded to a past breaking and entering on Court Street, according to the statement.

Filkins had squatted at the home for about a week, and a worker in the neighborhood told police it appeared she either sold or gave away the items at a yard sale, according to police.

Police are asking anyone who may have bought or taken items during a yard sale on the road to return them to police.

The following items were reported missing: four deck chairs from Crate & Barrel; a Weber Grill; two side tables from Ethan Allen; an Ann Chase lamp; two Lamps from Crate and Barrel; two framed posters; various pot & pans; linens; and a painting.

This is in the running for the most Warehammy story of all time. I’d be willing to bet his woman didn’t even take the ferry, she probably swam across Vineyard Sound like a deer. Can you imagine what kind of demented Wareham juice has to be running through someone’s brain to not just hatch a plan like this, but to actually do it? Like in what self entitled, delusional world does someone think that squatting in someone’s house and selling all of their shit is anything but a direct path to rotting in hell?

Even the grimiest of Cape Cod criminals wouldn’t pull this stunt. When they squat in a house they keep the shades closed and smoke their crack in peace like normal degenerates. Not Wareham Wanda, she strolls right in, airs the place out for the spring and starts selling Ethan Allen tables to the neighbors. It wouldn’t surprise me if she was making plans to host a pot luck dinner and charge $20 a plate. Wareham Wanda has balls so big she could teabag an elephant.