We here at The Real Cape just wanted to remind everyone that your government has imposed a travel ban. Apparently sometime over the last few years adults have forgotten how to asses a situation and decide for themselves whether or not they are equipped to deal with it, so anyone caught outside travelling for any reason will immediately be sent home and put to bed without dinner. Never mind the fact that you spent $60,000 on a 4 wheel drive vehicle just for the one day a year it snows on Cape Cod.
If you leave your driveway and drive on the roads that you pay for then you will not be able to have friends over for the rest of the week, and no iPad for a month, per order of the governor. No word on how bad the punishment will be during the summer for adults caught swimming less than an hour after they eat.
P.S. Remember when Deval Patrick pulled this travel ban crap? People laughed in his face and went for joyrides out of spite, now all of a sudden we are all fine with it? It’s probably just a coincidence, there’s not any obvious glaring differences between Patrick and Baker or anything.
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Lol just thow a snow shovel in the back private snow removal companies are exempted I'll be out joyriding for sure! I didn't buy new mud bogging tires for nothing catch me if you can mass dot!!
But I don't WANNNNNNNA go out.
It was nice driving around w no one else but the
Snow plows (health care worker -considered essential)
People are more likely to listen to an authority figure (governor) who doesn't come across as smug
Don't quote me on this but from what I heard, these 'travel bans' have as much to do with preventing (non essential) businesses from forcing their employees to go to work as it does giving snow removal crews free access to the roads.
Every big snowstorm has people trapped in vehicles stuck in the way of snowplows trying to clear the roads for essential services so yes sometime over the last few years adults have lost the ability to assess the situation.. Be a big boy , suck it up and get out of the way. Sometimes it's about more than your rights. It was one of the few good ideas Deval had.
Every big snowstorm has people trapped in vehicles stuck in the way of snowplows trying to clear the roads for essential services so yes sometime over the last few years adults have lost the ability to assess the situation.. Be a big boy , suck it up and get out of the way. Sometimes it's about more than your rights. It was one of the few good ideas Deval had.
Mandate from insurance companies I bet.
Mandate from insurance companies I bet.
I wish every time one of you assholes were in my way while plowing, I could ram you off the road, light you on fire and piss in your mouth. Stay the fuck out of the way of people who have been clearing the same roads for 30 plus hours. There is no where to go. You are in the way. You are an asshole. That goes for you smug ass cross country skiers as well. that is all.
I am in utter shock that whoever wrote this article really had the gall to post it for the public. The travel Ban was implemented not only for our safety but for the safety of the emergency response and plow drivers who had to be out in the crappy weather to serve the public. Regardless of the travel ban many people did travel only to get stuck and make Route 28 in front of the airport and the Hyannis Rotary a parking lot, because you know, they were obviously adults and assessed the situation and came to the brilliant conclusion they "were equipped to handle the situation". So to be honest, it is for the best for the government to make and enforce things like this in extreme circumstances, because from what I've seen obviously some of these so called "adults" you're referring to only know how to act like rebelling 7 year olds only to have there cars abandoned and towed I the middle of the street and further prolonging the plows that needed to get through.
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I am in utter shock that whoever wrote this article really had the gall to post it for the public. The travel Ban was implemented not only for our safety but for the safety of the emergency response and plow drivers who had to be out in the crappy weather to serve the public. Regardless of the travel ban many people did travel only to get stuck and make Route 28 in front of the airport and the Hyannis Rotary a parking lot, because you know, they were obviously adults and assessed the situation and came to the brilliant conclusion they "were equipped to handle the situation". So to be honest, it is for the best for the government to make and enforce things like this in extreme circumstances, because from what I've seen obviously some of these so called "adults" you're referring to only know how to act like rebelling 7 year olds only to have there cars abandoned and towed I the middle of the street and further prolonging the plows that needed to get through.
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