Selfie Phone Video From A Dude Painting The Sagamore Bridge

Great googly moogly! That’s how they paint the bridges!? I’m not really sure how I thought they did it, but I figured there was scaffolding and spray guns involved somehow. Turns out it’s just three Brazilian dudes crawling around up there with buckets and rollers. They paint the Sagamore bridge the exact same way you paint your deck, it’s just 134 feet higher off the ground. You couldn’t pay me a million dollars to do that job, I was holding onto my laptop for dear life just watching the video.

P.S. I almost shit myself when I heard that noise at the 26 second mark.

P.P.S. Obligatory Cape joke: “Do you know how many painting contractors there are on Cape Cod?… …A Brazilian.”