CapeCodOnline.com – Food trucks won’t be allowed in the Cape Cod National Seashore this summer but might be there next year.

The Cape Cod National Seashore denied a request by Truro food-truck vendor Joseph Rugo to operate at several government-owned locations within the boundaries of the 44,000-acre park. His request was the first in several years and Seashore Superintendent George Price said he needs to fully understand the management issues before allowing the food trucks.

After being turned down by both Truro and the Seashore, Rugo turned to the town of Wellfleet. Late last month, he received permission from the Board of Selectmen to operate at the town-owned Baker’s Field, near Mayo Beach, through the summer.

His first day in Wellfleet was Thursday but he still has his eye on other sites.

“Ideally, I’d like to be at the National Seashore next year,” he said last week.

The Seashore, with boundaries crossing the six outermost towns on the Cape, was visited by 4.5 million people in 2013, according to National Park Service statistics. In 2013, the park was ranked the 13th busiest, out of 369 National Park Service facilities nationwide.

He sells tacos with Jamaican and Asian flavors, smoothies, Mexican street corn and other inexpensive food, catering mostly to the town recreation department’s daily activities and evening concerts.

I’ve just about had it with The National Seashore. Up until I started writing for The Real Cape I always thought they were just a bunch of friendly nature lovers that are probably very agreeable and good neighbors. Now I realize that they are just another big ass federal agency mired in bureaucratic and political bullshit.

We’ve already gone over how they hate Cape Cod and its local inhabitants in this older post, and now we have more evidence to prove it. Who doesn’t like tacos with Jamaican and Asian flavors? Mexican street corn, well, I have no idea what that is but it sounds great. Oh and it’s all inexpensive, so there’s no way they should possibly allow the 4.5 million people that visit the Seashore to enjoy any of that right?

This quote has to be the single most perfect example of federal bureaucratic excellence ever put to print:

“the Seashore’s concessions management specialist Angela Harris is new to her job and will need about a year to get up to speed on the issue, he said.

It is up to the superintendent of each park to decide whether to allow food trucks, Price said.

“Angela — and we — need to understand it before we entertain it,” Price said”

Jesus, Mary, mother of Joseph! Could you imagine if you were the “concessions management specialist” at a private firm? How long do you think would be the acceptable time frame for you to “get up to speed” on an issue about concessions? Umm… by day one maybe? Since you are the fucking “concessions management specialist” and all? Imagine going to Dunkin’ Donuts and being told that you would need to come back next year because their “coffee management specialist” needed a year or so to learn how to use the coffee maker, this is pretty much the same thing.

I would write more on this subject but I’ll just finish this blog next year, it’ll take we a while to get up to speed on the story.

P.S. Hey Joe, get in touch, you are more than welcome to sell your delicious, inexpensive food at The Real Cape Music Festival.

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It’s the fake 4th of July in Falmouth tomorrow! The Sunday Funday Bloody Mary Brunch at Liam Maguire’s is pretty famous at this point, but in case you were living under a rock, or maybe you just recently made it to the Cape for the summer, we will run it down for you. The best way to put an end to your hangover is with a little of the hair of the dog that bit you. You might as well do it with what are quite simply the best Bloody Mary’s on Cape Cod. The build your own menu means you can customize your own Bloody to perfectly fit your taste. You want 10 strips of bacon and a tornado potato? You got it.

The day starts off at 11 a.m. with some great mellow acoustic music from Daniel Byrnes and a perfectly non pretentious atmosphere to revel in. Keep your sunglasses on if your hungover, nobody will mind. Sunday Funday at Liam’s is nothing short of a hedonistic playground. Take a gander at this…

That’s the Great esCape Bloody Mary, it’s the best thing that’s happened to me yet this summer. I have dreams about it during the week. I can’t think of any way to celebrate the fake 4th than to begin with a bad ass Bloody Mary brunch and end with Fireworks. USA! USA!

Here is the entire build your own bloody menu in all of its glory followed by a bunch of food selections…

Sunday Brunch

Breakfast Burrito

Scrambled eggs, bacon, cheese, and two hash browns with an avocado chipotle aioli.

Irish Breakfast

Two eggs cooked to order, two rashers, two bangers, black and white pudding, home fries, and a fried tomato. Served with brown bread.

Crab cakes Eggs Benedict

Two English muffins topped with jumbo crab cakes, Irish bacon, poached eggs and our own homemade hollandaisesauce. Served with home fries.

French Toast

Three slices of thick cut Sourdough bread dipped in our own cinnamon French toast batter. Served with a side fresh fruit.

Chicken & Waffles

Habanero Guinness waffles with two fried chicken breasts, smothered in Southern style white gravy, made with our own bangers. Served with REAL New England Maple syrup and pickled vegetables.

So the bottom line here is that this is going to be an absolutely perfect way to knock the cobwebs off from Saturday Night and start Sunday Funday with a bang. The Real Cape will be there, will you?

 

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A hurricane on 4th of July weekend? A fucking hurricane? One camping trip a year is all I ask. Does this Arthur dickhead have any idea how hard it is to sit on my ass and write offensive shit all day? Now, on a day that I’m usually on my second 30 pack by now, I find myself sitting here writing about a god damn hurricane.

I’ll tell you what, this chump ass Arthur cat better watch his back. If he doesn’t bring his A game and at least give me an excuse to get start at noon, no power, hurricane level drunk, then I’m going to be pissed. I got my eye on you Arthur, you vacation ruining son of a bitch!

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We are pleased to announce two more additions to The Real Cape Music Festival on August 2nd at the Cape Cod Fairgrounds. Jimmy D has signed on to a couple of surprise sets around the grounds during the day. This is part of our effort to make this a true festival atmosphere so that wherever you wander you will always have live music to listen to. Knowing Jimmy he will also probably make some other surprise guest appearances throughout the festival.

Next up, it wouldn’t be a Real Cape party without an appearance from the lovely ladies of Brazen Belles Burlesque. They have a few sexy, sassy, and funny numbers lined up. While they are always a joy just to look at, their musical ability will blow you away as well. If you aren’t familiar with these ladies check out our full review HERE. Or check out their new vignette below…

These additions will bring our act total up to 16. All of this music on two stages and in surprise spots around the festival grounds, along with our live graffiti art, live glass blowing, incredible vendors, mechanical shark, dunk tank etc. etc. adds up to a bombardment of the senses that will leave you smiling for weeks. Oh and don’t forget, drinking beer and wine is allowed anywhere in the concert area at this fest, so you won’t be cooped up in a little coral wishing you could get in on the action. Walk around with your beer and enjoy yourself.

To make sure you don’t miss any other announcements please like the Festival Facebook page below as we will slowly be migrating the information from here to over there.

We’ve been to too many festivals to count and we know what makes for a good user experience. We are confident that we have implemented some great ideas with enough variety that if you don’t have a blast at this event then you should probably check your pulse. Be sure to keep up with everything on the Facebook Event Page and get your tickets as soon as possible and save some money since the price goes up the day of the show. For the ultimate badass experience check out the VIP packages HERE.

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