Full Story Here – DENNISPORT – Dennis police picked up a Dennis man on a default warrant Thursday afternoon and ended up charging him for a lot more after getting a peek at the contents of his backpack.

According to a Dennis police release, Det. Matt Turner spotted 27-year-old Robert Diaz walking down Edwards Ave. in Dennisport around 2:40 p.m. Thursday afternoon. Knowing Orleans District Court had issued a default warrant on a vandalism charge for Diaz, Det. Turner approached Diaz and placed him under arrest.

While searching Diaz’s backpack, Det. Turner discovered several bottles of liquor that were stolen from the Ocean House Restaurant in Dennisport several nights before.

Shocking, absolutely shocking. What are the chances that the police would be suspicious of a Hispanic dude with a neck tattoo wearing a Hernandez jersey? Come on man you are literally dressed in the exact same outfit that half of New England wore as a Halloween costume this year. The cops are stopping you eleven times out of ten in that get up even if you don’t have warrants. This is Chappelle 101.

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It seems that Christy Mihos of Cape Cod convenience store fame has seen better days. It’s the old triple whammy for the former gubernatorial candidate: bankruptcy, divorce and porn stars… wait what? Maybe this isn’t a story of the mighty falling, maybe Christy Mihos is a rock star? Here’s an excerpt from the article concerning his divorce proceedings:

She accused him of wasting millions of dollars on two doomed campaigns for governor in 2006 and 2010, as well as on strippers, prostitutes and porn stars. The couple filed for divorce March 27, 2012.

According to Andrea Mihos’ attorney in the divorce proceedings, her husband blew through $25 million since the sale of his convenience stores in 2009.

Christy you dirty dog! The trifecta! Strippers, prostitutes and porn stars? I bet my man was slapping bitches with Slim Jim’s and making it rain scratch tickets at Zachary’s.

You get an “atta boy” Christy, but there’s one problem. As we learned from Tiger Woods, if you play with strippers, hookers and porn stars, she gets the house, the money and the cars. Here’s how the judge divvied up the assets:

“The court’s ‘final’ numbers of approximately $2.8 million to the wife and approximately $1.1 million to the (husband) is a ratio of approximately 72 (percent) of the net assets to the wife and 28 percent of the net assets to the husband,” Scandurra wrote.

The judge ordered that Christy Mihos should have use of the couple’s condominium in Florida and Andrea Mihos should have use of one of the couple’s homes on Great Island, at 63 Smiths Point Road…

…Andrea Mihos gets a Mercedes, a leased BMW, a Land Rover Defender and a Land Rover Discovery, and Christy Mihos gets a Jeep, according to the order.

72 Percent. His wife got 72% of what was left of his fortune. She got the Cape Cod mansion, he got the Florida condo. She got a Mercedes, a BMW and two Land Rovers. Christy got a Jeep. Seems fair.

According to Wikipedia Christy Mihos now says he has $7,000 to his name. He blew through over $25 million. He is the real life Brewster’s millions, but instead of inheriting $300 million for pissing through his money, Christy’s constellation prize is a Jeep, a condo in Boca and 7 G’s to spend on hookers, thanks for playing, game over.

 

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Take a look at this cute little correction CTpost.com posted regarding an article they published recently about the National Seashore.

ctpost – In a Nov. 5 story about people feeding coyotes on Cape Cod, The Associated Press erroneously reported the gender of the Cape Cod National Seashore’s chief ranger. Leslie Reynolds is a woman, not a man.

Hey Connecticut, it’s November on Cape Cod, you don’t have to apologize for thinking a chick was a dude, it happens all the time down here in the off season. I met a girl at a bar last night and I made her show me her license before I’d make out with her. Not that it would’ve made a difference, on the Cape a mouth is a mouth in November.

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Full Story @ Wicked Local – “Today’s action by the Massachusetts state Senate moves our casino plans one step closer to fruition. We appreciate the Senate’s strong support for this agreement,” said Cedric Cromwell, Chairman of the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe.  “Our Project First Light destination resort casino will bring jobs and economic opportunity for Massachusetts, plus a guaranteed rate of return to the state.”

Great news for the Wompanoags, it’s been a long road for them and they deserve to finally get their slice of the pie, but let’s have real talk for minute.

Cape Cod is full of boozebags. For 8 months of the year there is literally nothing to do on Cape Cod. Imagine what a shit show it is going to be when after a few drinks we have the option of going to that monstrosity pictured above for blackjack and free booze?

Landlords are going to have to set up checkpoints at all the entrances and demand their rents before people get in. I can see the Craigslist Ads already – Cozy 2 bedroom, hardwood floors, pets ok, no smoking, $1200 per month, credit check required as well as voluntary casino restraining order.

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The United States Army Corps of Engineers announced Wednesday that they will be closing one lane on the Bourne Bridge Friday, November 8 for maintenance.

From 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Friday, one lane headed off Cape will be closed to allow maintenance work on the bridge lighting.

How is it that every single time they close lanes on either bridge they pick the worst times possible? What asshole decides that when they have one day of work to do, that the best possible solution is to do it on a Friday?

Yeah, let’s close a lane on one of two different roads to all of Cape Cod on a Friday! Sure it’s the biggest travel day of the week, sure half of New England doesn’t do shit on Mondays during football season. Tuesday? Hell no.

Friday, it HAS to be Friday.

 

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Recently the Barnstable and West Barnstable Fire Departments had a fundraiser for Breast Cancer that included placing bras on a ladder in front of the departments. Well one lady did not like that at all.

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“The sexism is screaming loud to me. I mean, what do we do for prostate cancer? Ask guys to bring athletic supporters to the fire station and hang those up?” she said.

Besides, she said, focusing on bras — and by extension breasts — is more likely to lead to boyish snickers than awareness, to say nothing of the fact that breast cancer is about so much more than women losing an anatomical feature men love.

Donohoe said she understands that with so many donation-soliciting people and organizations representing worthy causes it may be necessary to come up with sensational ways to get attention. But, she said, that can be done without resorting to “tasteless” gimmicks.

Easy lady, let’s take a step back here. These Firemen needed a symbol to put on the ladder that represents boobies. What else immediately conjures the thought of breasts instantly like a bra? This is about cancer, it has nothing to do with breasts being an “anatomical feature men love”. If that were the case they wouldn’t use bras, they would use something that looks like boobs. Maybe melons. Big, round, juicy, delicious, sweet melons. Succulent, ripe, smooth… OK you get the point.

Oh and by the way, no matter how hard you try to stop it, men like boobs and women like that men like boobs. Maybe you don’t have any boobs or maybe you don’t have a man, but the least you could do is stay out of regular, happy people’s way while they are raising money for cancer.

P.S. BOOBIES!

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