Cape Cod Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Do You Have What It Takes?

CL – Do you have want it takes to be a SIGN SPINNER? $12 CALL NOW! (Hyannis)

compensation: $12hr

**** We are still hiring if you are reading this ad!****

Leading outdoor sign company is looking to employ new team members in your area. Positions available as soon as tomorrow.

Can you attract attention by spinning a and waving a sign?

Its a MUST.

I would quickly like to take this opportunity to ask anyone that does not have what it takes to be a sign spinner,to kindly kill yourself. Thank you, that is all.

P.S. Amputees and paraplegics get a pass.