Barnstable Sheriff Says We Shouldn’t Have To Pay For Prisoner’s Sex Change

Barnstable County Sheriff James Cumming‘s this week came out in support of the state Department of Corrections (DOC) by filing an Amicus Brief in the case of Michelle Kosilek.  Kosilek, 64, who was born Robert Kosilek has requested a sex change operation which would be funded by the taxpayers of the commonwealth.

Kosilek is currently serving a life sentence at MCI Norfolk for the 1990 murder of his wife Cheryl McCaul.  Repeatedly through his incarceration, Kosilek has sued the DOC to allow taxpayer-funded gender reassignment surgery.

First things first, good job here by Sheriff Cummings. Taxpayers paying for prisoners sex changes is pretty much the absolute pinnacle of what is wrong with our society. I literally can’t even go into the reasons why, it’s just too exhausting to think we live in a world where this is even a viable question. This dude killed someone and now he wants us to pay for his tits? Seems legit.

What I am wondering though is if you get a sex change while in prison, do you switch to a female prison afterwards or do you stay in guy prison? I would imagine you go to girl prison right? You can’t have a person with lady parts prancing around a guy jail can you?

If my hunch is correct then this is the ultimate hustle in the history of hustles. You go from being some big dudes bitch in MCI to being the alpha female at Pillow Fight Correctional Facility? Yes please. It’s a wonder every guy with a life sentence isn’t trying to pull this move. It’s the prison equivalent of pretending you’re gay to become the guy who changes supermodels bras during fashion shows.

As much as I hate this Kosilek guy/girl, you have to respect the hustle. Just an absolute genius move here, don’t hate the player, hate the game.

P.S. Don’t you dare comment about the attractiveness of female prisoners and ruin my fantasy.