Video: Naked Dude Arrested At Hyannis Beach – “Do You Guys Want To Get Naked?”

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HyannisNews.com – A man allegedly took off all his clothes and stumbled around a private beach, approaching young women and trying to get them to join him…

At about 3:30pm, several Barnstable patrolmen rushed to the private beach at the end of Estey Ave for reports of man running around naked…

Hyannis News arrived just prior to police and started filming just as an officer approached the man. According to witnesses, the man sensed police were on their way and managed to slip on a pair of swim trunks just in time…

According to many witnesses, the man staggered up to three 19-year-old female sunbathers and tried to convince them to take off their bathing suits… saying, “Do you guys want to get naked… Why not, I’m getting naked..?”

The man then allegedly took all of his clothes off and stumbled around the small beach area totally naked…

The beach was crowded with local residents and the three woman he initially approached were horrified…

At one point he allegedly stood near a woman lying on the sand and aggressively addressed her trying to get her attention saying, “Hey! I’m talking to you…”

The frightened young women avoided making eye contact and tried to ignore him until police arrived…

According to witness, this is not the first time this man has belligerently harassed Estey Ave beach goers… For the better part of the summer so far, he has been known to show up intoxicated, trying to pick fights…

This guy made a big mistake. Everyone knows you don’t start off going to a beach to pick fights and then try to pull off the “let’s get naked, look I’m already naked” move. You’ve got to start off friendly, use a little charm before you drop trow, this guy has it all backwards.

As much as I hate to say it, this guy is actually not that far off with this trick. I have friends who have used this, I’ve seen the “since I’m naked, you might as well be naked” trick work quite a few times. Granted, those were with people that were inside the circle of trust, in seclusion, at night. It’s probably a bad idea to randomly try the no pants dance during daylight… in a public place… with complete strangers…

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