Cape Cod Virtual Yard Sale Ad Of The Day – Grandma’s Ashes

I probably would have offered a discount for orphans, but other than that this seems pretty legit. Gotta do what you gotta do to expand your Richard Simmons collection.

As with every joke post on CCVYS, the best part is the people with a touch of Aspergers getting all serious in the comments. Like this dude…

Imagine going through life so blind that you can’t tell that this ad is a joke? I’m not one to fear monger, but people with no sense of humor scare the ever loving shit out of me. We should really implant sarcasm detectors into these people when they’re babies, kinda like we do with GPS microchips in puppies, or one day they are going to take over the world and paint the sky gray.