Cape Cod Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Zachary’s Is Looking For A Topless Piano Player

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Craigslist – Topless Piano Player (mashpee)

compensation: at interview

Topless Piano Player wanted for female adult dance club in Mashpee.Must be at least 18 years old.

Must have a driver’s license.

Apply in person 12:00 Noon to 5:00 pm Tuesday to Sunday at::

Zachary’s Pub

100 Great Neck Road North

Mashpee MA

Look at Zach’s adding a little touch of high society! Nothing says class like a gal playing Motley Crue songs on a piano with her boobs hanging out. Seems like it would be a nice gig though, tickling the ivories on a piano is probably a nice little change of pace when you get sick of tickling a bunch of random coke dealers ivories in the champagne room if you know what I mean.

P.S. How have the Fun Police not gone after Zachary’s yet? I bet it’s probably because the guy that got The Landfall’s license revoked is in Zach’s basement right now with three strippers, two goats, and a car battery attached to his nipples.

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