CapeCodOnline.com – With six American men, including two from Cape Cod, still confined to a reportedly dangerous Honduran prison nearly two months after being arrested for what their lawyers call trumped-up firearms charges, pressure to free them is mounting from U.S. politicians and maritime legal advocates.

During a hearing last week of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on the nomination of the next ambassador to Honduras, Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla., asked the nominee, James Nealon, to commit to making the men’s freedom a priority.

“These men should not be in jail,” Rubio said. “They’ve done nothing wrong.”

Rubio repeated the story told by supporters of the crew members from Aqua Quest International, who were waiting to enter port May 5 when Honduran naval officials boarded their 65-foot boat and detained them after finding five guns onboard.

Aqua Quest specializes in marine archaeology and salvage. The crew was on its way to work on a project with the municipality of Ahuas and the Miskito Indians to remove valuable logs from a local river.

Michael Mayne Sr., 57, of Marstons Mills, and Capt. Robert Mayne Jr., 60, of Florida and formerly of Cotuit, are being held in a ramshackle prison in Puerto Lempira along with the four other crew members, according to their brother, Stephen Mayne.

Stephen Mayne previously told the Times the men had the guns because of concerns over piracy and had done nothing illegal.

This aggression will not stand! Two of our own are rotting away in a third world country, something must be done. I’d call for a trade embargo against Honduras but I doubt they have anything to trade in the first place.

Why is Marco Rubio the only Senator doing something about this? Is Elizabeth Warren too busy trying to make everything free for everybody all the time? Is Ed Markey… wait, who the hell is Ed Markey? What does he do?

Anyway, somebody do something! I would, but I don’t have pants on.

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WickedLocal.com – An old scam is happening with more and more frequency on the Cape, threatening the personal and financial security of many, especially the elderly.

Typically, an email arrives seemingly from someone the recipient knows. The message is that the sender is stranded in a foreign country and needs money to return home.

Dennis police officer Ryan Carr, assigned to investigate such potential scams, says they are common.

“These scams are happening quite a bit now,” Carr said, explaining that either someone hacks into the carrier’s server or a virus attacks a personal account. In both cases, the scammer sends emails to all of the victim’s contacts, hoping someone will fall for the bogus request.

Last month a Dennis resident wired money to a caller claiming to be the Falmouth police chief who was holding her family member in jail, Patsavos said. Another caller told a Dennis man that kidnappers were holding his brother in Puerto Rico, and the man immediately wired the amount requested to ensure his brother’s release. “When he walked into police headquarters, he was on the phone with the scammer, who was demanding more money,” Patsavos said. “We acted within 10 minutes to stop the transmission, but the scammer had already picked up the cash.”

Ummm… what year is this? Did I just log into an America Online account in 1998 and read this article in some kind of time warp? How are real life humans still this dumb? Seriously, come on Dennis, you are better than this!

I’d like to take this opportunity to address everyone about some other troublesome activities we’ve been hearing about.

Please Real Cape readers, if somebody asks you to bet them on a game where they move three cards around each other and ask you to guess where a certain card is, DO NOT PLAY, IT IS NEVER THE CARD YOU THINK IT IS!

Also, if a friend asks you to pull their finger, DON’T DO IT! THEY ARE GOING TO FART!

Lastly, guys… if you are at a strip club and a girl asks if you want to hang out in the back room? SHE’S NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU, SHE WILL CHARGE YOU BY THE MINUTE WHEN YOU LEAVE!

Now that we’ve got that cleared up I have to get to Western Union, if I get this Nigerian prince $3K by 5 p.m. he’s going to wire me $3.2 million.

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This is a Cape Cod problem if I’ve ever seen one. You know life is tough when you have so many lobsters that you need to pull them around in a little red wagon!

thanks to Steve Moulton for the pic

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So Thrillist published the 12 best places to drink on Cape Cod. While these lists are totally subjective so nobody can really be right or wrong when they write them, we figured we owe it to our readers to give our rebuttal. While pretty much all of the places on the list are nice enough, some just don’t belong on a “places to drink” list. Here is the Thrillist list, followed by our take on each place.

THE 12 BEST PLACES TO DRINK ON CAPE COD

Oak & Ember Whiskey Bar & Grill
Mashpee
It’s all in the name. Yep. Whiskey and lots of it. With more than 140 options, Oak & Ember is there for anyone looking for a brown liquor paradise nestled within your seaside paradise. Drink from the deep cache of bourbons, Scotches, and ryes, or reach for cocktail creations like the the Kentucky Mai Tai (Corner Creek, DC Mandarino, Orgeat, lemon, lime, rosewater, Bittermens Elemakule Tiki Bitters). Can’t decide? Broaden your horizons with a three-whiskey flight, conveniently arranged for you in eight different combos.

Kinda on the fence with this one. It is definitely NOT a fun place to party, but if you are a whiskey person then there is some really good stuff here. Overall, it just does not belong on a best places to drink list. A best place to drink whiskey and pretend you are at Abe & Louie’s? Yes.

The Box Office Bistro
South Chatham
Annnd… ACTION! Paul and Jade Schuyler, ex-pats from the City of Angels, fused their passion for film (they’re industry vets), food, and drink to create a craft brew, pizza, and movie mecca in South Chatham. Their cozy, relaxed haunt has interesting cocktails along with proper whiskeys and sipping tequilas, but they are primarily known for the extensive beer menu (usually sporting around 60 selections). Bonus: they rent DVDs! Grab a flick for your beach house from the 2500-title collection (we recommend Jaws).

Once again, not a pure drinking establishment so we can’t condone it on this list. Bonus points for tons of beer choices, but why is there a Blockbuster in there? Do they even still make DVD players?

emBargo
Hyannis
This bustling fun-times depot nestled in Hyannis is more than just a catchy name. It’s your next stop after a hard day at the beach to take in martinis, tapas, music, and more martinis (20 total). Their signature creations often start with house-made infusions (think spiced rum infused with Mandarin oranges), which can be served chilled and straight up (you’re straight up getting one). Roll off of your towel for the daily happy hour (4:30-6pm) for half-price oysters and tapas. Oh, and happiness.

OK, now we have to start thinking that the guy who wrote this has never been to any of these places. emBargo is definitely the best place for girls to get groped by guys that look like Derek Jeter in extra medium V necks, but that’s about it.

Pain D’Avignon
Hyannis
Since 1992, Pain D’Avignon has transformed from a beloved bakery into a charming café into a formidable French bistro. In addition to their crave-worthy bread and tasty treats, they’ve assembled a serious beverage lineup. The French-heavy wine list is impressive, while the craft brew selection includes impressive French and Belgian options to supplement the American beers. Or nab yourself a stronger libation like the Cold Pressed (Bulleit Rye, Fernet Branca, Domaine de Canton, espresso liqueur, ginger syrup, chocolate bitters, mint). Do yourself a favor and stay for dinner to get traditional French plats du jour like coq au vin and cassoulet de Toulouse. Because you’re refined like that.

Cool place, but once again a food first, drinking second establishment

Chatham Bars Inn
Chatham
From June through the end of the year, Chatham Bars Inn celebrates their Centennial (so they must be doing something right!) with events and seasonal specials alongside their already impressive roster of drinking and dining (and lodging, if you need a place to stay). Choose from four different venues with spectacular views (Stars, The Sacred Cod, The Beach House, The Veranda) and sip some of CBI’s distinctive potables. Watch out for the fan-favorite Shark Bite (light rum, crème of coconut, pineapple juice, Monin Blue, grenadine splash, candy shark garnish) and the Cape Cod Margarita (Sauza tequila, Cointreau, lime, agave nectar, and, of course, cranberry juice!). Because it’s such a big birthday, they’re also doing a commemorative martini made in a special centennial shaker.

Wait, people hang out here? I mean ones that aren’t staying there?

The Chart Room
Cataumet
This rustic seaside nook, located within the Kingman Yacht Center, has everything you want in a bar by the sea: good folks, good bites, and good beers. Carved into an old cargo barge (used as a machine shop during the Korean War), The Chart Room has been the go-to spot for locals and visitors alike since 1966. Settle into an Adirondack chair outside and order up any classic beer or strong cocktail. What really sets this watering hole apart is the friendlier-than-friendly vibe. No matter what you’re quaffing, you’ll end the evening with some new comrades and possibly a tee time for the next day.

100% on board here. This is a classic Cape drinking establishment. Yeah they have food, but they have a deck with an outside bar that shoots out mudslides at an unequaled rate. Plus you can come by boat.

Quahog Republic
Onset/Falmouth
The motto here is “Live, Give, Relax”, which is great advice anywhere, but especially on the Cape. Dive into their extensive raw bar, then sink a drink or eight (you’re gonna be there all day). The Johnny Quahog’s Favorites are all made with fresh-squeezed juices and served in a 16oz glass. That’s a pint, if you’re keeping score. Standouts are: Dr. Flynn’s Mai Tai (a secret recipe smuggled from Waikiki), and if yesterday was a bit rough you may want to reach for the Bloody Mary made with elephant garlic-infused vodka and garnished with bacon. Also: every Tuesday night is “Kick the Keg” night and you should stop by to help them out. Because you’re a giver.

Great place to drink your face off. The Onset one may actually be a better pure drinking establishment, you can go by boat there as well, but unfortunately it is disqualified, it’s not on Cape Cod. The Falmouth location deserves to be on the list for sure.

The Beachcomber
Wellfleet
A Cape institution for more than 50 years, The Beachcomber (aka “the Comah”) overlooks the dunes on Cahoon Hollow Beach, providing a panoramic vista of the good ol’ Atlantic Ocean. So there’s that (and it’s one of a few “grandfathered” properties allowed to remain within the protected Cape Cod National Seashore — thanks, JFK!). Beach bums gather here throughout the sunny season to imbibe the house specialty Goombay Smash, described only as “rums, juices, and a Myers float” (3 MILLION sold and counting). Throw in $4-$5 quality brews like Victory Prima Pils and you’re in good (or maybe bad?) shape. Don’t worry, plenty of fried sea creatures are on hand to keep you going.

No brainer. First ballot Cape Cod Drinking Hall of Famer right here.

Harbor Lounge
Provincetown
If you’re partying in P-town, Harbor Lounge is where you need to be doing said partying. Pro tip: go at sunset. Enjoy beach and harbor views from their pier while knocking back Moscow Mules, Harbor Breezes, Dark ‘N’ Stormies, and the like, along with plenty of crafty brews (Clown Shoes Clementine, Tröegs Sunshine Pils). Important: they don’t serve food, so make sure you get your sustenance plans in order.

I think not serving food gets you an automatic bid right? Tough to argue that a place isn’t a good drinking establishment when that is the only thing you can do there.

Mahoney’s Atlantic
Orleans
The casually upscale Mahoney’s Atlantic in Downtown Orleans boasts award-winning fare and cocktails set in a restored 19th century dry goods/penny candy store. Restore yourself (see what we did there?) with a Meet Your Maker Manhattan (Maker’s, calvados Pays d’Auge, Peychaud’s orange bitters). Then top yourself off with an Atlantic Steaming Bowl — that’s Portuguese bouillabaisse studded with littlenecks, mussels, scallops, shrimp, haddock, and squid swimming in tomato saffron broth along with some thin-as-can-be pasta. You’re welcome.

Sorry, can’t agree. Once again a fine establishment but way to fancy to be considered a pure drinking establishment.

Mooncussers Tavern
Harwich Port
Mellow out to live jazz and livelier libations at Mooncussers (lazy local pirates), a newer shining star on the Cape. Tucked into an old house, the offerings are as eclectic as the space. They concentrate mainly on wine and tapas (both done well), but also have a house ale on draft made by Cisco Nantucket and a bevy of imaginative martinis. Try the Summertime fave Swedish Creamsicle (Svedka Clementine and vanilla), The Englishman (Beefeater Gin, elderflower liqueur), or The Vermonter (Vermont Gold distilled from 100% maple sap, pure maple syrup).

We can’t agree with this one as well. The sole reason being that not one person in The Real Cape organization knew it exists. You can’t get more damning evidence than that.

Ocean House Restaurant
Dennis Port
Dennis Port and Nantucket Sound have it good at Ocean House where you can luxuriate inside in the bar/dining room or kick back outside on the deck/patio. However you want to play it. The scene is always rocking and rolling with live music, good grub, and generous pours. Get yourself a good spot, a stiff cocktail, some local oysters, and maybe a cocktail of the shrimp variety from their raw bar, and settle in for the evening.

No argument here, partying outside with live music will get you everywhere in life.

Now I’m sure you are all wondering what our list would be like? The answer is simple, we aren’t a link bait website so we generally stay away from lists,  something like this is pretty dumb because it will be different for everyone. If you are looking for a good place to start then just look at our Dive Bar Contest bracket. Can’t go wrong in any of those place.

 

thanks to Tonya for the tip

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Boston.com – Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick and U.S. Interior Secretary Sally Jewell say a large area off the coast is being opened for commercial wind energy leases.

The officials say the proposed area is more than 742,000 acres, or more than 1,160 square miles. That’s larger than the area of Rhode Island and will nearly double the federal offshore acreage available for commercial-scale wind energy projects.

The area is about 12 miles offshore, south of Martha’s Vineyard, and will be auctioned as four leases.

So far the government has awarded five commercial wind energy leases off the Atlantic Coast, including Cape Wind in Nantucket Sound off Massachusetts and an area off Delaware. Two competitive leases also have been awarded in the Massachusetts-Rhode Island area and Virginia.

I bet this won’t open a can of worms at all. I mean it’s only been 14 years of court battles for Cape Wind, this will probably be a cake walk. I can see the lawsuit now, Greenpeace will have a whale up on the stand talking about how “wind turbine syndrome” made him lose his appetite for plankton and now he’s anorexic.

On the bright side, maybe 1,160 square miles of turbines will slice the Piping Plovers up like Atlantic Ocean garnish and we can have our beaches back. All I know is that windmills have to be better than Pilgrim power plant melting our faces off.

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