CL – FREE CANDY AT OCEAN PARK, MARTHAS VINEYARD
FREE CANDY YOWON TOO MUCH AT THE ARCADE.
TONS OF CANDY NO JOKE.
SATURDAY THE 21ST UNTIL 6 PM ON THE BENCHES BY THE GAZEBO BY THE ONE BIG CIRCULAR SHRUB
COME GET IT
Welp, me might as well shut down the Cape Craigslist ad of the day feature because this one takes the cake. There has never been a more cut and dry, black and white situation than this. You answer this ad? You die. Simple as that.
P.S. The tipping point in this ad that took it from creepy to the absolute creepiest was when I noticed the “condition” the item is in. Oh it’s tasty candy? I was thinking it was some of that run of the mill disgusting candy. Now I will definitely show up to a random place to meet a stranger for some arcade candy.
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