Psst… hey, did you know that we are bringing The Wailers to Cape Cod to play the Legend album in its entirety? Seriously, the entire album, in order. Just look at this songlist…

1. Is This Love
2. No Woman, No Cry
3. Could You Be Loved
4. Three Little Birds
5. Buffalo Soldier
6. Get Up, Stand Up
7. Stir It Up
8. One Love/People Get Ready
9. I Shot The Sheriff
10. Waiting In Vain
11. Redemption Song
12. Satisfy My Soul
13. Exodus
14. Jammin

Here’s a video of a recent Wailers show, they are sounding better than ever…

And now you can get tickets in person to avoid internet fees at Mocean in Mashpee Commons. Spinnaker Records on Main St. in Hyannis, The Dead Zone in South Yarmouth or The Beach House in North Falmouth. The show is 18+. Selectah Niko Onedrop will be opening the night at 7 p.m. and The Wailers take the stage at 8 p.m. so it’ll be over early since it’s a Thursday night.

This show is selling faster than anything we’ve done so be sure to get your tickets in advance at one of these spots or online HERE

Be sure to join the Facebook event page HERE for updates

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The crack Real Cape street team is reporting a car INSIDE the Lost Dog Pub. As always, since we are a hard hitting news source we don’t know one single detail about the actual story, but we do have this photo that looks like it was taken from inside a jail cell… so there’s that.

thanks to Damon for the pic

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The South Shore might want to issue a warning to make sure nobody decides to go splashing around in Kayaks like those two brain surgeons in Plymouth. Katharine has a tendency to come in close, we wouldn’t want any repeats of what happened a few weeks ago.

Track Katharine HERE

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Are you thinking what I’m thinking? It’s perpetual veal! Get in my belly you tender little delicious mini cows!

P.S. How about the hairdos on these cattle? Talk about flow, it’s like some kind of bovine Zoolander scene out there in Sandwich…

Surfer hair!

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Capecodonline.com – Over 60 years ago, what is known as the greatest small-boat rescue in Coast Guard history occurred off the shore of this seaside town, when waves from a severe nor’easter snapped a 503-foot tanker in two.

Four young Coast Guardsmen braved high seas, wind and driving snow in a small wooden vessel to save 32 seamen that day from the sinking stern section. Seven crewmen and the tanker’s captain lost their lives when the bow sank.

In December, the heroic tale will be recreated in downtown Chatham when filming commences on a Disney-financed production on the rescue that is set to premiere next year.

“Everything is on schedule. They’re looking to start filming the first few weeks in December,” said Chatham Police Chief Mark Pawlina, who issued a production permit to Disney. “We’re hoping it will have as minimal impact as possible on the town.”

“The Finest Hours,” which is based off Casey Sherman’s and Michael J. Tougias’ best-selling book with the same title, will star Chris Pine, Academy Award and Golden Globe nominee Casey Affleck and Holliday Grainger, according to a statement from Disney.

How much do you want to bet that The Fun Police will find some way to complain about this? Some self important prick is going to get to his usual parking spot by the harbor and Casey Affleck is going to be taking a shit in a Porta Potty right where he usually puts his BMW. Mark it down folks, NostraHippie has spoken.

Luckily people have a hard on for celebrities and movies in general. I’m pretty sure even the Fun Police are no match for a giant Hollywood production, tons of money, and national recognition for the Cape. At least let’s hope so…

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GC – During her teenage years, Megan had to deal with constant scrutiny over her body- “I grew up on Nantucket, in Massachusetts, and played football in school. My crowd was all the skinny, beautiful, popular girls and I was their, like, thicker friend. This one dude I was in love with told me in seventh grade, ‘You’d be so much hotter if you were 10 pounds lighter.’ It crushed me.”

Cambio – 5. Her fans are called Megatrons: “I hope Transformers lets me keep the name,” she told the UK Guardian. “It’s helped me on my path, knowing all these girls look up to me, and it helps me learn to love myself. Their support, reading their messages, makes it that much easier. It’s not a lot of pressure, it’s just amazing that one song can change all these lives.”

Hell yes, my ass is firmly planted on the Megatron bus. Meghan and I are like the same person practically. I grew up on Cape Cod. I played football. My crowd was all the skinny, beautiful, popular girls in high school. The dude I was in love with in seve… ok the similarities end at the playing football thing, but I still feel like we could be besties. Hit me up Meghan, let’s talk Cape Cod, stupid boys, and jealous bitches!

Seriously though, talk about living on different planets. Could you imagine if we tried to give Real Cape readers some cutesy nickname and then I said something like this… “It’s helped me on my path, knowing all these readers look up to me, and it helps me learn to love myself. Their support, reading their messages, makes it that much easier. It’s not a lot of pressure, it’s just amazing that one blog can change all these lives.”

I’m pretty sure all of Cape Cod would collectively puke all over themselves.

P.S. Dead serious about being a Megatron though, I’m all about that bass.

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Capecodonline.com – On Tuesday another lane of the Sagamore Bridge will be closed for a $12.5 million painting project.

For the past three weeks, one lane headed on Cape was closed 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m while the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers worked on the bridge, but all lanes were open at night and on weekends.

But starting this week, an additional lane, headed off Cape, will also be closed to traffic and the lane restrictions are possible during nights and weekends, the Army Corps said in a statement.

No wide loads will be permitted to cross the span during the lane restriction, and state and local police will be in the area to assist drivers, the Corps said.

The Army Corps advises motorists to avoid peak travel periods or seek alternate routes.

Never mind that it seems like they’ve been painting the Sagamore bridge since the Clinton administration, that is a rant as old as time itself. What I want to know is who issued that advisory statement in bold at the end of the article? I need to talk to this person and ask them some questions. Mainly if one ounce of thought was put into it, because that may be the most ridiculous advice ever written in the history of words.

Avoid peak travel periods? Genius! You don’t want to hit traffic? Well then just don’t drive when other people are driving dumbass. It’s simple really, just change all of your responsibilities to between midnight and 4 a.m. I’m sure your boss/professor/coach etc. will understand and welcome your new schedule.

Seek alternate routes? Let me just repeat that one real quick, after I remind you that we are talking about THE SAGAMORE FUCKING BRIDGE… Seek alternate routes? Newsflash Army Corps spokesface… there is no alternate route, it’s a bridge over a body of water to get off of a peninsula. There is no ferry, there is no tunnel, there is one other bridge and it is not what most would consider a viable “alternate route” when it comes to time.

So in conclusion, when the Army Corps’ talking head tells us that the best way to evade backups is to… “Avoid peak travel periods or seek alternate routes”, they should really just say… “Either quit your job or buy a helicopter”.

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