CapeCodOnline.com – Local police and the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration this afternoon are on the scene of a Maravista Heights house that was a methamphetamine lab.

Two people were arrested earlier today in connection with the investigation at the 87 Chestnut St. home, which Barnstable police Detective Lt. Sean Balcom described as “toxic.” The DEA’s Clandestine Lab Enforcement Team is at the house to secure the volatile chemicals that are used in meth’s production.

According to a Falmouth Police Department news release, the Barnstable Narcotics Unit noticed an uptick of methamphetamine use in Hyannis. That investigation discovered the drug was coming from Falmouth, and both departments did a series of undercover buys of the drug to determine where it was being produced.

Balcom said two individuals were arrested at around 9:30 a.m. today when they left the house. The house was raided by police at around 11 a.m.

Edward Rooney, 33, who lives at the house, was arrested and charged with possession with intent to distribute a Class B substance and carrying a dangerous weapon (a spring-assisted knife), according to the Falmouth Police release. Sean Mahavik, 25, who is homeless, was charged with possession with intent to distribute a Class B drug.

A 10-year-old child was in the car when it was stopped, according to the release. The child was living in the home where the meth lab was discovered.

Lock up the Sudafed we’ve got another epidemic on our hands! Come on Cape Cod, let’s not start this shit. Just like we tolerate our tourist traps we’ve always had a bit of a tolerance for our drug addicts but not this crap, not here. Have you ever seen those before and after photos of what meth heads look like? We are a generally good looking peninsula and I’ll be damned if we will let meth take that from us.

It’s hard enough to deal with 137 year old drivers and rude fuckers from New York, I don’t want to add running into a walking skeleton with a Yoda face at the liquor store into my daily routine. I can tolerate old, rude, dumb, mean and just about any other people you throw at me, but keep your ugly off my peninsula please.

P.S. That 10 year old will most likely grow up to be a completely well adjusted productive member of society. Talk about giving your kid the best chance to succeed in life.

Capecodonline.com – A woman being held on bail at the Barnstable County Correctional Facility was caught Tuesday with 18 small bags of drugs concealed in a body cavity, according to a statement released by Barnstable County Sheriff James Cummings.

Michelle Hayduk, 25, of South Dennis, was being held out of Barnstable District Court on bail, according to Cummings and court documents.

The Cape and Islands District Attorney’s Office passed on information that Hayduk might have hidden drugs on her body, prompting deputy sheriffs from the jail’s special operations unit to interview her, according to Cummings.

She denied having drugs but agreed to an X-ray, which was taken at the jail using a portable machine leased by the sheriff’s office for injuries suffered in the facility, Cummings said.

When deputy sheriffs confronted Hayduk with an image that showed a foreign object in her vaginal cavity, she admitted to having drugs and produced a bag with 18 individual gram-size bags containing white and brown powder believed to be cocaine and heroin, according to the sheriff’s office.

This is like a crackhead’s dream right? Finding a girl with drugs in her vagina is the stuff that they probably think about for 9 hours straight when they are strung out. This girl would have the best profile ever if there was a crackmatch.com.

“I like long walks on the beach (I mean ones that last 3 days). I have fresh track marks. I LOVE taking spontaneous mini vacations at the House of Corrections in Barnstable and oh yeah, I have 18 grams of coke and heroin in my vagina!”

Tell me she wouldn’t get about 837 matches on her JunkieTinder app in like the first 8 seconds.

P.S. If that mugshot doesn’t scream “there’s drugs in my vag” then I don’t know what does.

WCAI – The Mill Hill Club holds fond memories for Cape Codders who were regulars during its heyday. Many of them, like Kerry Jason of Yarmouth, turned out on Tuesday morning to watch the building fall to the wrecking crew.

“It’s very sad, actually,” she said. “Yeah, I’m standin’ here lookin’ at it, and it’s crazy to think of all the times that we were here, and snuck in, and everybody was just here to meet another friend or just have fun. Even the parking lot afterwards was just as fun as it was inside all night.”

The site will soon be revitalized as an assisted living facility. And while everyone agrees that the old nightspot needed to be torn down, the Mill Hill Club will live on as a fond memory for its former patrons and employees. The people looking on in the grey drizzle seem like family…gathering one last time to bid farewell to a special place that had one heck of a good run.

I wasn’t going to write about this because honestly, I’ve never been to the Mill Hill, and it seems extremely disingenuous to eulogize something you didn’t know. After the 7,348th email I received from a weeping middle aged dude crying about how sorely missed The Mill Hill will be and how sad of a day yesterday was, I finally read an article about it. This is when I realized that this story is a microcosm of the story of Cape Cod. The Mill Hill, a beloved place that people had fun at and loved, was torn down to make room for a retirement home. Oh the irony.

All of the emails we received had a common thread running through them, they were all stories of hugely fond memories that people who live on The Cape now, developed when they were younger. Many of them were summer people who chose to settle here. These 40 something’s moved to Cape Cod when it was time to settle down because of these memories. This is what people don’t understand, when we rail against The Fun Police, when we advocate night life and the arts and good restaurants and live music, we do it for a reason. When younger people are allowed to enjoy themselves here they develop memories and a fondness for Cape Cod that stays with them forever. When it is time for them to settle down, buy a house and start a family many of them will choose this peninsula because of those memories. As a result Cape Cod won’t lose all of its young people and we don’t have to tear down the Mill Hill Club to make way for a fucking retirement home.

I was interviewed recently by Boston.com for an article about why The Cape is losing all of its young people. I never shared the article on this website because it was extremely disappointing. I thought someone was finally going to tell our side of the story. I answered the reporter’s questions at length, writing thousands of words on the subject explaining this very theory, his response was to boil my entire interview down to this… “Making the region more fun to visit will ultimately make people think it might be fun to live there, too.”

This is what we are up against. People just don’t get it, and the ones that don’t will always say that we just want to party. They don’t understand that we see a big picture, that there is an actual theory behind our anti-fun police stance. Unfortunately sometimes it seems like they are winning and yesterday was one of those days. We will keep on fighting though, the story of The Mill Hill Club may have come to an end, but there is no way in hell we are going to let the story of Cape Cod have that same ending.

Take back Cape Cod.