Just 7 percent of Bay Staters said Massachusetts is the best state to live in, which ranked 32nd among the 50 states.
“Residents with the most pride in their state as a place to live generally boast a greater standard of living, higher trust in state government, and less resentment toward the amount they pay in state taxes,” the poll found.
Wait just a Minuteman! Are you telling me that in a poll about trusting state government and resentment levels towards state taxes, the cynical residents of Taxachusetts weren’t singing the praises of the Bay State for all to hear? Shocking.
By the way, this poll was taken at the tail end of the worst winter in like a bajillion years. It may possibly be slightly skewed by the fact that 83% of residents actually froze their tits off recently. Here are the top three answers when Massachusetts residents were polled about the best state to live in…
- Go fuck yourself
- Your mom
Do you know which states had the best rankings in this “poll”? Montana, Alaska, Utah and Wyoming. Yeah, ok. I think they might want to change the name of this poll to “Are you a delusional optimist that likes whittling and such”?
This has to be the most flawed “poll” in history. Nobody but someone dumb enough to live in fucking Montana would EVER say that Montana is the best state to live in. People in Massachusetts just aren’t idots, we know that our lives suck and there are better states tax wise. We just can’t live in them, because who wants to live with someone who’s actually happy to be living in Utah? Fuck Utah and Fuck you Gallup.Facebook: The Real Cape
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